Good afternoon.
If I could start every blog with the line, Richard Keys won’t be best pleased then I’d struggle to guess when I’d get bored blogging.
But that monkey pawed popinjay was one one of the main protagonists in the Modric to Chavski affair. There was barely a naffin’ morning when this smug, half pint sized can of urine wasn’t reeling out his, ‘I understand that Modric to Stamford Bridge is merely a formailty’ spiel.’ Box headed ponce.
“Luka’s future is here. No one is for sale. We are keeping our best players and if anything we will be adding to the squad not selling.
That’s the message from me and the chairman. We won’t be weakening this squad.
“If one or two positions open up where fringe players want to go then we will look at that but we are not going to sell our best players or anyone we want to keep.”
Great to see that electro shock device that Levy & Co bought off NASA for chimpanzee astronaut training did the trick. Might have had old Arry in for a stent, but at least he got the message at eventually.
We’re not selling, swapping or otherwise.
Yidio, yidio we are no longer a club that has to sell its star players.
We’re finally building something to attract the world’s best and the new training center and stadium will complete the picture. COYS BIOYPC’s
Did Harry read that off a card? I sounds like a joint statment, like celebs might make when a marriage needs to re confimred as strong to the press.
Chairman is triffic though, always supported me. Got me Scotty Parker look at us now, he took a gamble and it paid off, glad he did.
Goldfinger Levy had a device put in when troutchops had his stents done.He now projects his own thoughts into his mind and troutchops just opens his gob and Levy speaks through him.
How fitting with Christmas approaching that our management are at last singing off the same hymn sheet-ding dong!
My dear old chap, the glass is always half full with you. Deck the halls with Bale and Levy la la la la la…….. :daumen:
And that Jimlad is why I’m permanently pissed; ;-) hic
What a wonderful lfe.
That rings a bell ;-)
You too? :dizzy:
I knew i had something in common with you guys. Now wheres the kebab shop? :sideways:
Nah,Kebab nights tomorrow,large shish,full salad,bottle of red and the Killing II on telly,brilliant Sat evening in
“Full salad” are you dieting? I’m ashamed, i use that as a bin filler. :ermm:
And Baclava, so, no Jim, just love the salad with lemon juice and chillie sauce, ;-)
Salad? Sorry lads not got a clue what you’re talking about…..hasn’t reached Yorkshire yet! ;-)
Northern boy’s luv gravy,or ;-) so I’m told
Ee by gum, chips n mushy peas. bootiful bernard. Go on the harts!
“Who the f*ck is Richard Leys”?, was my first thought when i began to read todays main post.
Then “monkey pawed popinjay” came up in the following paragraph and i said to myself ‘it’s a toss up between Andy Gray’s best mate or George Bush’.
Then i remembered Mr Bush is thicker than my mum’s Xmas pudding so it couldn’t be him.
However, when it comes to spouting complete and utter bullsh*t, Mr Keys isn’t very far behind……..
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