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Alan Partridge’s Guide To Football

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Good afternoon.

I trust you’re all in rude health.

Lovely video in from   who clearly has skills. One might imagine if he drew a lady’s part on a toilet wall it would be an etching that indicated considerable degree of talent.

Jurassic Park. Enjoy.

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  • BrizzleSpur says:

    That. Is. Brilliant!!!!

  • Snap says:

    Nicked (!) from elsewhere, Watford fans planning a few songs:

    “Paid all your taxes. You should have paid all your taxes”
    “Whats that coming over the hill, is it the taxman? Is it the taxman?”
    “Bummed in the showers, your going to get bummed in the showers, Bummed in the shoooowers”
    “Going down, going down, going down…”
    “No income Tax, no VAT. No premier leagues points off Man City. In the dock, face so pale. Harry Redknapps’ going to jail…”

    • Billy Legit says:

      The last one is quite good. Surprising, given the combined IQ standard of the Watford masses is identical to how many points Wigan have gained so far this season!

    • Spurstacus says:

      I didnt know TMWNN had a website.

      • Harry Hotspur says:

        Hahahha. Super duper.

      • essexian76 says:

        Try a Samaritans link ;-)

      • TMWNN says:

        :-D

        Not my doing guv, honest.

        Believe it or not, Spurstacus, I don’t want Redknapp sent down..

        …I want him hanged!

        Seriously though, I obviously don’t like the bloke, but the players have been responding to his patter, and they’re the ones who count and have to work with him. I’d like him to at least see the season out as a free man if it means greater fortune for the club.

  • Spurstacus says:

    When does the January transfer window start? And who are we in for? I cant wait for it all to get going.

  • Harry Hotspur says:

    Sandro: Clicknessness

  • Spurstacus says:

    I can see City not winning anything this season. They remind me a little of the Chelsea ‘nearly’ men of a couple of seasons ago. They had the chance to win a historic treble or something. They didn’t win anything coming 2nd in 3 comps. I’d love to see City do the same.

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