Everton Indoors: The Pre Match Prattle

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Good afternoon.

Dropping like flies they are. The look for this evening’s affair is ‘Bare Bones’, a waifish theme that is positively sweeping the dressing rooms of Bootle and N17 alike.

Phil Jagielka, Leon Osman, Jack Rodwell, Tony Hibbert, Tim Cahill  and Ross Barkley have between them; two bad knees, a pair of knackered groins, a faulty hamstring and foot that doesn’t work. They don’t need a physio they need Mary Shelley.

Pathe News Boy is maybe 50/50. Jermaine Jenas and Dances With Scones are currently appearing at the Alhambra in Bradford  in Aladdin; alongside Kim Wilde and Nigel Havers.

So the game in hand will be gone. Everton have beaten Blackburn, Bolton, West Brom and Fulham, ‘on the road’. They have failed to beat Arsenal, Chelsea, Newcastle and Manchester City. So this is a good opportunity the mighty Tottingham to demonstrate which of these two lists they belong on.

Predictions? Bale’s due a goal as First Goalscorer he is 6/1.  Modric as Anytime Scorer is at 3/1 which might just see you right if you had a spare coin or three. Prices courtesy of Boylesports

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  • mus says:

    come the facky spurs! any the want the meet for the beer make i go this much today

  • Spurlative says:

    Interestingly, this is skysports’ possible starting 11

    Tottenham: Friedel, Walker, Dawson, Kaboul, Assou-Ekotto, Pienaar, Modric, Livermore, Van der Vaart, Defoe, Adebayor.

    no mention of Bale, but also no mention why.
    Maybe that added pienaar in there for the sensationalism

    • 89Spurs says:

      Rumour has it, that Neville is waiting to kick the life out of him. Perhaps Harry is saving him for bench duty!
      We should still have enough quality to put them in their box.

    • LLL says:

      Also no Lennon. And what kind of formation is that? 4-2-1-1-2 ??? Sounds like nonsense to me.

      Please can we stop with this Livermore thing?

  • Sid Trotter says:

    I believe that if were to through EVERTON into the mix we would end up with the amount we will score OVER TEN

    See what I did there – don’t have a PhD for nuffink, had to pay for mine like that magician geezer

  • david says:

    Going to be a nervy 90 tonight, yet another game we must win.
    Worried that we don’t have King or Gallas to support our junior centre backs and no Parker or Sandro to protect them either.
    Saha and Drenthe are quick and dangerous.
    Still, they have plenty of injuries as well and I think this is the day Bale runs Neville into retirement.

  • Jol 5:5 says:

    Lump it on the Cypriot lad to score for Everton.
    Nico is sprung on 60 minutes to get us the 84th minute winner by 2-1. Very nervy…Sky are saying that the Totts have won just one of the last 8 Prem matches against Moyes boys.

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