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The 10 O’Clocker : Diego Milito In & A Pop At An Idiot

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Guten Abend.

What can I tell you? Well that Pienaar business as per HERE is gathering some pace and Roger Morgan says a likely destination could be Citeh slaying… Sunderland.

My disbelief that anyone other than Everton  even entertain fielding bids on this guy is dispelled by the thought that someone like Martin O’Neil almost certainly believes in his heart that he can do a job for him. Surely £4M is an awful lot of money to get some shelves put up in a back bedroom.

Rog goes on to say that Klasnic of Bolton is a genuine target. Please. All contributions to the ITK mixer are welcome but I think Mr Morgan’s links to ‘Fleet Street’ are allowing him to pass on agent chatter.

Bolton are [think the movie Alien] doomed man! Are we being told that Arry is pitching to Levy & Co that Klasnic is a secret weapon on a sinking ship, just like Pathe News Boy was? Damn. I called that wrong too. Where can I buy a shirt with Klasnic on the back on New Year’s Day? I want to be in on the love early this time.

But tonight’s pick of the pops makes that all appear quite sane. It’ssssss……. none other than Diego Milito. 

Wha? Oh yes. This is comes from a source that swears blind he hasn’t been on the sauce. Milito is of course that 132 year old Internazionale striker. 

Any indication from the boy himself? Nothing really. His agent  Fernando said this to Corriere dello Sport about 3 weeks ago:

“I can assure that Diego doesn’t take into account the possibility of leaving Inter in January, he wants to return to the levels of two years ago with the Inter shirt. 

If things don’t go well, in June he may consider other solutions. Soon I will be in Europe, but I will not speak of Milito. About him there is nothing to say. “

Maybe 3 weeks is a long time in the rat infested labyrinth of football. Who knows? 

Elsewhere, FartTomb Of The Lane nipped in a day or two after lots of other people on Leeds forums had called the Townsend loan. But brilliantly and I mean brilliantly he decided to make Lazarus look like a rank amateur. This is inspired. I mean genius.

The FartTomb sprinkled record breaking amounts of attention seekingness in the summer window with his ‘Blue & Yellow’ malarkey. Which panned out to be nothing. I think no reasonable, no half intelligent folk can but refuse to cope with, ‘We’re signing X’ and it not happening. 

Football transfers are after all an extremely complex business these days. Things which were ‘on’ can suddenly and quite acceptably become  ‘off.’  But the same reasonable & half intelligent folk get cheesed off – when fed riddles that are NEVER explained.

In response to the Samba de Janeiro garbage from Ackie, the Windmeister General now gives us evidence that’s better than an X ray to prove he’s in possession of sphericals that would shame King Kong.

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

See what he did there? Jesus wept. 

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  • the sperm donor says:

    I will not hold my breath on pienaar we have being trying to shift Bentley and jenas since Adam was a lad

    • Hamish says:

      Concerned about the Pienaar bashing. He’s a good player. He’s not Bale neither is he Silva or Ronaldo – but there ain’t an awful lot of them about. What he is is a hard working aggressive and technically adept player who can offer a gritty resilience to our left side. We’ll need him for certain games when Bale is injured and Krancs will be outmuscled.

      • Mr Pamplemouse says:

        Krancs is about twice the size of Pienaar, why would he step in for fear of being outmuscled? I think both of them are decent players but arent really going to get a run out unless we get some injuries.

  • the sperm donor says:

    I will not hold my breath on pienaar we have being trying to shift Bentley and jenas since Adam was a lad.

  • david says:

    HR has said we probably won’t do any business this window, so expect plenty of comings and goings.
    Hoilet at Blackburn is out of contract in the Summer and would provide cover down both flanks.
    Interesting Chelsea have still not wrapped up the Cahill move yet although if they will not meet his terms, it is difficult to see us meeting them.
    Maybe we will go for Samba as an alternative.
    If we do make signings, lets make them early in the window.

    • melcyid says:

      we might be able to do a deal with venkys chicken for yokuba and samba if we buyout chic king in the high rd. :daumen:

    • SpurredoninDublin says:

      Regarding “meeting his terms”, I recall that Piennar chose us over Cheatski. Wonder if it’s a case of the superstars name their price, and the squad players get a free Oyster card to help with relocation expenses?

    • bukkake-breath says:

      agree samba is a class player who wins everything in the air i know i shouldnt say it but he reminds me of RSOL and Hoillet would freshen things up on the wings abit like chic king on the high road

  • bukkake-breath says:

    never understood why we signed peanut he reminds me of j**** but abit good

    • melcyid says:

      I think that at the time he was a good arry type of squad player ,but thanks to Levys wheeling and dealing re rafa ade and keeping of ratboy and subsequent elevation of our position and potential ,he is now surplus to our expectations and we are now looking at the cut price deals of the kakas and militos of this world.
      as trotter says I believe we can fly.

  • Hartley says:

    I only want winners this January sale, doesn’t matter who they are as long as they have that winning mentality. It makes all the difference you know…….

    • dancingbarber says:

      You mean you want a brain scan added to the medical!!!!! We’ll start a trend that will leave most footballers down Hackney Marshes.

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