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You Couldn’t Make It Up!

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Good morning and eyes down for a full house.

I quite like the phrase, you couldn’t make it up. But this morning’s Sunday Mirror headline is more proof were it ever needed that in actual fact, you can. According to the Mirror’s Paul Smith discreet enquiries made by the Etihad mob about the boy Bale were greeted with a blunt price tag of £150M.

Let me just say, even running this two bob operation I get people telling me ‘stuff’ on a regular basis. Sometimes it pans out, sometimes it does not. That’s show business. But I do try and at least give each piece of information some degree of analysis. £150m? The Mirror need to make it a sackable offence in 2012 to upload articles from public houses.

Today is incredibly exciting. Of course we play every cad at least twice a season, but never before in living memory has the outcome stood to influence our fight for the title. There, I said it. 

What will we get this afternoon? Invisible cards in hues of red and yellow from Bobby Manc? If he pulls this stunt today I sincerely hope he’s told to naff off to the stands for his trouble. It’s not jealously, Bob, you’re just behaving like a tart.

Our lot know what’s required. Or at least I hope to God they do. A terrifying article in the Telegraph where the Welsh wizard reiterates his cunning plan to not play on the wing more and more. 

Oh yes. And if TK Maxx sold people, they’d sell Shaun Custis. 

BIOYMCC!



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  • Snap says:

    Gooners would 8-2 see a repeat of a previous scoreline today

  • davyspurstilltheend says:

    So Webb does it again.If the pools were still going you would have to ask was he not wanting a draw.A bad day at work more questions than answers there i guess.So its 150ml for Bale.Well put it another way.Ade+Richards+Milner+Johnson+£££ lets say 100ml.Sell the little croat to our feeder club for 50ml and then buy Hazard+Rossi+Cavani.Don’t look to bad to me in the end.We would still have Corluka,Bassong,Dawson,the Hudd,Pienaar,Niko,Gomes,Pava and Defoe all to sell .Jesus Levy would sh8 himself at all that money.Buy Krul and Vertonghen.Dam this is so easy.Come on big D whats keeping you.That took me five minutes.

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