Good morning.
The buck toothed toad returns to the Barclays Premiership. What joy. I’m actually more interested in how his theatrics – oh sorry make that his cheating – is managed by the officials.
Liverpool were thumped 4-0 at The Lane and it’s a struggle to see a repeat of that happening this evening. Their form has seen what wannabe business types might refer to as a moderate upswing, underpinned largely by consistent home form.
Anfield hasn’t become a fortress as such it’s just that they have yet to lose at home this season having drawn 7 times. The side effect of this is of course that points win prizes and you only get one point for a draw.
Team news then. Van der Vaart is the usual – a question mark over his fitness – but will probably play. Defoe and Adebayor are less likely. Azza Blud has a hamstring and so is highly unlikely to feature. If he’s not 100% it’s preferable he doesn’t. Word is that Ryan Half Nelson has travelled.
So based upon who’s available here’s the likely starting XI:
That brings us to the part of the show where we consider making a prediction or two. For the fan who doesn’t fight form, the draw is 12/5. For the supporter looking for love, Saha as first goalscorer is 8/1.
Spurs love an early-bird special and add to that some insurance so Tottenham Half Time, The Draw Full Time is an enterprising 12/1.
Me? Oh I’m on a 2-3 win at 40’s :daumen: All prices courtesy of Hotspur’s Half Hour’s Official Bookie, Boylesports.
Keep it Tottenham and BIOYBDC!
I so so so hope Liverpool tear you shower of crap a new A Hole!!
A New A hole? ,a relative of yours by any chance?
You won the league
in black and white
You won the league in black and white!!!
newcastle,fulham,huddersfield wear black and white. we dont.
Huddersfield are blue and white.
:cop:
We actually won the double on black & white TV.
A long time before anyone else did.
JSP = Jittery Scouse Ponce?
It doesn’t take ownership of “Liverpool” in the comment @12:21, so I would guess it is something else. Probably a gooner, which would make sense timing-wise. Les Arse apparently beat a bunch of part-timers by a big number this weekend, so in their goldfish-like brains they are now a successful club again.
I guessed it could have been a goonscum, or possibly an east-end barrow boy so deliberately went for the ‘scouse’ angle.
Is there anything more offensive than being called a scouser, if you’re not? :shifty:
Being called one if you are ;-)
About as annoying as being called a Cockney when you’re from North London or a North Londoner if you support Le Arse!
JSP = joyfully sucks paedophiles :sick:
Jingoistic South-London (Woolwich) Prick
Jiggling Penis (while) Posting :sideways:
Scrotum, I meant scrotum, honest!
If I had a pound for every time I’d said that…
Am a bit concerned that Suirez comeback will be the centre point for this match. I wonder if black Liverpool fans will cheer him. How does Glen Johnson even talk to him ??? We need to play Sandro , Parker to combat Gerrard and Adam. Kaboul and King( hopefully , always hopefully ) will take care of Carrol and Suirez. Then its about how we try create some chances at the other end. Saha does not inspire confidence and I just hope and pray either Ade or Defoe can manage 60 -70mins. CMON YOU SPURS !!!!
Don’t write off Saha.
He knows how to play up front alone. More than Pav did.
Hope your right BX. He was a very good player once. Lethal left foot.
Who did Saha play for before he joined us?
His debut for Spurs is against who?
It’s written in the stars, i tell ya!…………
He’s not played in front of a midfield like ours since his manure days.
He’ll be chomping at the bit. Good at running the channels. He’ll surprise a few people.
Glen Johnson is a tap thief………which sums up perfectly his level of intellect.
I thought it was a toilet seat.
Wears a T-shirt supporting Suarez.
And he plays for England.
FFS
It starts here. Today.
Our season will be defined in the next few fixtures and i am impatient for the outcome.
L’pooh, BA Codes, Manure, Arse. Then Everton away and the scum. 12 points from that little lot and I’ll be satisfied.
Following that there are a few winnable games.
Am I being greedy by hoping that the injuries heal quickly and do not recur for at least five weeks?
No hammies, groins or calf muscle strains please.
We need the squad to show bottle and commitment to the cause.
Tonight is crucial to the confidence for the upcoming games. We have to start beating the teams competing for our position.
Hope ‘Arry gets there in time for the motivational teamtalk and feels up to the task after what might be a big day in his life.
COYS and BIOYRSC
We are better than these chumps, a win before we bid farwell to ‘Arry