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Good evening.

Another Arry out blog, oh how terribly fascinating, Mr Harold. Or rather, let’s weigh matters up and see how we get on, shall we? 

The most recent charges against Citizen Redschnapps include a lack of squad rotation, an inability to provide a coherent tactical strategy to the players and the distraction of an offer to manage Engerland that has yet to be offered to him.

In the previous blog we discussed the clusterfeck that was two points dropped against a dull, dull Stoke side. Bale appeared almost embarrassed into pursuing the obvious and using the left wing.  Why isn’t this delusional child being managed then? 

Parker is being physically driven through the floorboards. West Ham wore out their welcome with the guy by doing the same. The sole distinction here is that with us he’s playing with some superb talent, not schmucks. How long can we trade on this before he is sidelined? 

And now these bloody Chelsea quotes.

I was talking to ODM the other night and I think I shocked him by discussing something we both agreed upon. It was about a piece in a red top a few years back where BMJ was eloquently pining over that Dirk Kuyt bloke after Liverpool had signed him.

I said I expect …in fact, I demand that anyone managing the glorious Tottinghams stays purely focused upon what we’re doing.

But that Arry Redschnapps is unstoppable, isn’t he? 

“Chelsea have got strong characters, they’ve got leaders on the pitch,”

TRANSLATED: When I’m Engerland manager I’m gonna give a spine of maturity, for sure..

“They’ve got good players, they’ve got leaders, characters, winners”

TRANSLATED: You can see wot I’m up against, most of ’em don’t speak the Queen’s.

“Chelsea are good, that’s a powerful team again. Am I more worried about them than Arsenal? Not really, they’re both bang there, both strong sides who were both red-hot favourites to finish in front of Tottenham at the start of the year.”

TRANSLATED: The collapse ain’t nuffink to sweat over ‘cos we were two bob at the bookies to start off wiv anyways.

The man’s a fool.

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  • DAVSPURS says:

    This is the problem after January Harry 4 million contract 50 million war chest unsigned Modric 100,ooo contract lots of love and adoration unsigned Bale so tapped he should be a woodpecker Lennon contract talk gone quite and so has is boots Ady not ours and could be Chelsea or even Arsoles Kingnot signed his one year pay deal thinking of Stokes miracle medical team(Woodgate) Kaboul rumors of french oil money PSG. So whn you ar facing a crisis you need a team with the same mindset not one packing there bags for better money and easy medals . We need a knew kid on the block hungry like Rose was but Harry has loaned every thing that’s moved. The development squad under Sherwood has gone backwards Coulibaly was the most exciting player when he arrived and he has been ignored. The others Parret Mason Kane Caulker Bostock have all gone backwards

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