Good evening.
Another Arry out blog, oh how terribly fascinating, Mr Harold. Or rather, let’s weigh matters up and see how we get on, shall we?
The most recent charges against Citizen Redschnapps include a lack of squad rotation, an inability to provide a coherent tactical strategy to the players and the distraction of an offer to manage Engerland that has yet to be offered to him.
In the previous blog we discussed the clusterfeck that was two points dropped against a dull, dull Stoke side. Bale appeared almost embarrassed into pursuing the obvious and using the left wing. Why isn’t this delusional child being managed then?
Parker is being physically driven through the floorboards. West Ham wore out their welcome with the guy by doing the same. The sole distinction here is that with us he’s playing with some superb talent, not schmucks. How long can we trade on this before he is sidelined?
And now these bloody Chelsea quotes.
I was talking to ODM the other night and I think I shocked him by discussing something we both agreed upon. It was about a piece in a red top a few years back where BMJ was eloquently pining over that Dirk Kuyt bloke after Liverpool had signed him.
I said I expect …in fact, I demand that anyone managing the glorious Tottinghams stays purely focused upon what we’re doing.
But that Arry Redschnapps is unstoppable, isn’t he?
“Chelsea have got strong characters, they’ve got leaders on the pitch,”
TRANSLATED: When I’m Engerland manager I’m gonna give a spine of maturity, for sure..
“They’ve got good players, they’ve got leaders, characters, winners”
TRANSLATED: You can see wot I’m up against, most of ’em don’t speak the Queen’s.
“Chelsea are good, that’s a powerful team again. Am I more worried about them than Arsenal? Not really, they’re both bang there, both strong sides who were both red-hot favourites to finish in front of Tottenham at the start of the year.”
TRANSLATED: The collapse ain’t nuffink to sweat over ‘cos we were two bob at the bookies to start off wiv anyways.
The man’s a fool.
For fuck sake Levy ave a word will ya!
We came out of January two players light of the depth needed. Our failure to spend £20m then could cost us £40m and the best of our players come May. Levy lost his focus and started believing the Redknapp hype, now we’re looking at a manager who’s half time team talk against Stoke consists of “Arsenal and Chelsea are both winning, we need the three points tonight” Why? because “half of management these days is about psychology”. Am I wrong? Ryan Nelsen says not.
Even Samba would have made a massive difference – nothing like blowing 40mil was required. At Rovers, his head got on the end of every free kick and corner – at both ends of the pitch. Don’t know about you, but i reckon that’s a quality we could do with at the moment…
Meant 20 mil not 40
This is, without a doubt, a diabolical attack on brother Redknobs who is constantly criticised and dammed by the proletariat.
I say brothers, OUT OUT OUT in fact everybody out.
Hahahha. Superb. More please when you can, mother.
I am indeed Sir indebted to Fred Kite for the stimulae.
:daumen:
Beat Chelsea on Saturday and I will take every bad word back, but we’ve really messed this up after all the hard work and excellent football. Anything but top 4 and Harry’s had a shocker and I will be glad to see a new exciting face give it a go with our lads and arry can manage engerland…
Perhaps he’s taken us as far as he can.
Heres to beating the slump on the weekend, Fix up Spurs, my heart can’t take much more of this.
really messed this up so far!!! you are crazy stupid………… in fact both.
weve done ok according to the majority
Its actually all Bales fault