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Good morning.

Arry’s come out and defended the boy Bale, saying he’s no diver I see. Well Aitch I hate to be the first to break it to you old girl, but he is a bit of a diver.

I don’t believe ¬†intrinsically that the lad’s a cheat, he strikes me as a decent sort. More a case of Gaz having become increasingly fed up with frustrated players who can’t catch him fair and square giving him the odd trip up, the odd push.

We keep getting these comparisons to Christiano Ronaldo being made about him, but it’s important that Bale ensures that he isn’t tarred with the same ‘cheat brush’ as the Portugeezer.

Here’s my mob for the Mancs then…

Given the inherent speed and potential for goals in this side there is no need for two strikers. This also leaves us with an attack minded bench if required. 

The back four is cobbled together, but then it is difficult to remember a time when it wasn’t.¬†

All that remains to be said is that Bale needs to get chalk on his boots and if Dawson or Benny are caught hoofing they agree to being executed live in the centre circle at full time. Method of death tbc but it will involve a threshing machine and some Des O’Connor records. Commentary by Eddie Waring and Stuart Hall.

Eyecatcher bets Anytime goalscorers Niko Kranjcar 7/2, Younes Kaboul 7/1 and 1-1 at half time is a handy 6/1 prices from Boylesports.

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  • Dutchman says:

    Has to be VdV instead of Krankie, H..(not being a patriot here, but VdV simply is way better..)
    Hope Walker is fit..
    Please don’t fall for SAF’s ‘crap’ about Saha and play 2 upfront, it’s what he wishes we’d do..

  • a+e shot my cat says:

    My heart says,beat manure,win cup,finish third and get maureen.Head says Arry f***s up,take a s**t kicking from portpus,drop a bullock in cup,take fifth in prem and troutchops stays.

  • munso says:

    I just have a sneeking feeling that today will turn out ok.
    just seen all the football writers on sky all tipping man u, but just like the ‘orrible feeling i had last week, today i’m feeling the positive vibes!

    2-1 if not 3-1

  • nobby nobbs says:

    At least Defoe is capable of chasing back.

  • Jubaspur says:

    The biggest thing lacking last week (other than width and defense of course) – heart… VDV first name on the team sheet for me. Krankie plays on the right – Lennon on the bench as impact sub.


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