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Team Sheet For Cheatski

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Hello and welcome to the weekend.

Losing at Secondhand Fridge won’t be the end of the world but it’s dispiriting enough to open a pre-match with those words, let alone have to ponder what that scenario might mean in real life.

The thing is though, we can win this game. We absolutely 100% can. We have the assets, players who have all season laid on some of the most entertaining football  in the country, on the continent, in the world.

What’s screwed us over aren’t injuries, crap players or acts of God. What’s screwed us over is poor judgement. And for that we should take comfort. Eh? In the softly spoken words of Sir John Betjeman, ‘Do wot Aitch?’ Yes, take comfort because a daft plan can be reversed, an strategy that didn’t pan out abandoned.

If Walker was struck down with a lashed liver, Azza Blud hospitalised with a kippered kidney, there’s not much one can do but let the medics do their best. And pray earnestly, of course (belt and braces). 

But this fiasco is redeemable. 

I’ve put Carlo in again purely to make the point about Brad being stuck to his line and the fact that he’s annoying me doing it. King needs a proper rest up and no discussion to be entered into about it.

So you play the 3 men you can count upon and shore them up with a pair of tough guys sitting deep in front of them. Parker and Sandro would give us 5 men deal with Mata, with Benny and Kyle obviously wanting to move the ball up whenever they can.

You put Modric in the middle where he does the most damage. You put Lennon on the right, Bale on the left and tell him to bloody well stay there. Rafa off Ade’s shoulder and we should all be home in time for tea and medals. 

Prediction? I hear people saying they hope we can nick a point. I think we can nick that single goal that will win us all three. 1-2 with the winner scored late.

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  • Rogerspurs says:

    Modders will have a good game – he will be trying to impress his new employers I’m sure!

    • Limerick AL says:

      The biggest insult any Manager can give a Player is to remove him from the field of play, and not replace him with anyone. No doubt Harry Buffoon having read my article, will use this ploy sometime during the run in. The Clown.

  • Rogerspurs says:

    Just noticed – are your suggesting three at the back? – two of which are prone to bomb forward and provide width! this is indeed an attacking formation – I predict it will result in a win for for us by 8 – 6!

  • Spurlative says:

    Fielding a team with injured players and suggesting we can win, could be considered a little optimistic HH.

    Cuddles
    livermore kaboul bae
    walker sandro modric parker bale
    defoe vdv

  • Lilywhites says:

    Hinestly think best is a point unless we get that self belief back.

  • Kash says:

    I had an idea ( rare I know ) Chelski play 4-3-3 with Essien Ramires , fat frank then Mata the dog and Sturridge in a forward line. Width is provided by full-backs. ACole ( or Asshole ) is very good at this but their Rb is not. We have Walker who is also quick and can provide a few crosses. Benny has better delivery ( maybe ) but is not so fast ( very few a quicker then Texas Walker ). Should we play 4-4-3 ?. Modric , Parker and Bale with Defoe Ade ( if fit ) and Saha ? Just heard Terry is also fit so crosses will not be so effective (as was the case v Stoke we got lucky with 1 cross )..abuse starts…..now

    • Heath Spur says:

      Yep 4-3-3 for me too. Bale left, VDV right. Neither should be dropping back too deep as we don’t want to leave Ade/Saha too isolated.

      Modric, Sandro and Parker in the middle. Gallas withKaboul indefence and the usual full backs.

    • Chrispurs says:

      ‘Should we play 4-4-3 ?.’ Yes we should, and see if we can get away 12 men on the field.

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