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The morning after the bun fight before.

Has Arry lost the dressing room? My gut reaction to that is, ‘who cares what he’s lost?’ Which isn’t particularly helpful, but reflects how unhelpful retaining him even for a handful of games feels right now.

Listening to the remaining mental defectives happy clappers is like listening to an alcoholic or a junkie promise that they’ll pay what they owe next week without fail. Promise. On their dead mother’s life… etc.

One grim reality these same saps didn’t (or refused to) factor in is that as a 13 year point vantage ebbed away, the teams left on our run in weren’t the soft options they were midway through the season when they were dropping points left right and centre. 

The bottom feeders of the Premiership at the end of the season morph into wounded beasts. Now this doesn’t mean a really crappy side suddenly starts bashing everyone 3-0, but it does mean that a theoretic 3 points can swiftly become one.

I’ve been criticized previously for  supposedly, ‘over reacting’ when points are dropped early on in the season. But why create a scenario where you’re scratching for points against frequently desperate opposition – and having to do so with a side that’s had a physically demanding season? It makes no sense.

Our lot at the ground yesterday sang their hearts out and it finally broke mine to hear them feeling compelled to sing yet again, ‘Gareth Bale, he plays on the left!’

What a sad, utterly depressing state of affairs. I’m only 43, but have any older readers ever experienced a crowd singing instructions to a football manager before?  I want Pleat in and I’ll explain why. 

Arry is clearly either too thick or too stubborn or too disinterested to do the obvious and steady the ship. If you wish to debate this please incorporate these results in your assertion.

Arsenal 5-2

Manchester United 1-3

Everton 1-0

Stoke 1-1

Chelsea 0-0

Swansea 3-1

Sunderland 0-0

Norwich 1-2

QPR 0-1

Six points in nine games and our memories scarred by having our underthings  pulled down and our wedding vegetables laughed and pointed at by Blue Racists who, who… our hair-brained ‘manager’ then went onto publicly back in the Champions League!

Our remaining games are Blackburn (H), Bolton (A), Villa (A) and Fulham (H). 

Aside from the endless stupidities that have tumbled from his mouth all season, his inability to manage some excellent assets – for whatever reasons – are the last miserable nails in his two bob coffin.

Do we lay any blame at the door of the players? Why bother? How can we judge if a motor car is any good if the driver is drunk? 

The Pleat suggestion is purely a short term one. He’s on the staff already and so won’t be arriving at The Lane fresh from his sitting room not knowing anyone’s name.

The financial cost of this? Who truly knows. I’m sure that their will be compensation to be paid out to Arry and my advice to Levy & Co. would be to let the bum sue for it. God knows I can cope with failure, but this clown has flushed down the toilet the hopes and ambitions of a side that was winning plaudits all over Europe.

The cost of removing Sherwood, Sir Les and Joe we could raise in a pint glass in the Bell & Hair. Clive Allen isn’t a part of this for me and must be kept.

The true cost will be evident when the next set of Deloitte figures are released and the Champions League revenue streams aren’t there.

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151 comments

  • elfranklins says:

    Wow….iv’e a hang over before bed time!…..did any one get the footy results? Did we win the FA cup? Is Ricky Villa fit to play Coventry next week? Does any one know where I can get a head cleaner for my beta-max video machine?……

    Altzeimers…the perfect cure for the Spurs 2011/2012 season.

    Available now at Boots and all leading chemists!

  • smokey says:

    if we get someone in now,we might still have a chance of cl qualification which means we’ll be 25 million better off,a lot more than we’d get from the fa in compo,thats if they still want the saggy faced c””t

  • CydTheYid says:

    First he robs the treasury and now he robs us of our dreams and dignity.

  • brendy says:

    harry rednapp sent kyle walker out on loan to villa he hardly ever played bale suddenly bale started playing like the superstar he is walker was playing for villa when he got an england call up harry quickly called him back to the lane he then took all the plaudits for bale and walkers brilliant form these were players that were not first team regulars so tell me how rednapp can stand in front of the media and take the glory for these lads performances next season modric will be wearing man utds red top bale will be in barcalona blue and walker will be at chelsea then we will go back to the good old days of being a mid table team

  • Sabine Cox says:

    Your analogy of the motor car and drunk driver is apt in the context of the article but unfortunate in the case of your interim manager choice.
    Should we forget the Jaguar roaming the City`s red light districts, 3 MPH may be a step up on the drunk driver but it`s hardly aiming high. Even Manky Mags and Celeste refused to get in the car and they`re not too picky. Do we through time forgive such behaviour, just one of the lads out enjoying himself. For the integrity of the club this pervert should never be manager unless you want us to be an even bigger laughing stock than we already are.

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