Good news?
Surely not?! Tom Collomosse on the Evening Standard is running with a positive piece on the recovery of Eunice Kaboom. The suggestion is that the French Goliath could be back for the Blackburn game.
Standard Sport understands the Frenchman’s knee is now responding well to treatment and that it is possible he will start working with the first-team squad again this week.
Let’s hope this is the case. The article finishes on the note the Danny Rose would step in for the injured Benny Ekotto.
In the week that the word on the street is that we’ve had handbags on the training pitches, it might be an opportune moment to have a chuckle.
The winner of the funniest captions wins the adoration of their peers. No substitute prizes or cash alternatives available.
JD “You know I don’t do Thursday nights”
CA “You can over there with the rest of the lads for a tactical pep talk with Arry or you can smell my finger”
KB ” Yea it stinks bruv like proper stilton ya git me star”
JD “What? Clive’s digit or Arry’s tactics?’
JD: I love the way the saggy faced twat never rotates the team.
CA: I know, look, the squad players all fit and energized.
KB: I know, hehe, we try and persuade him, but he would rather play a tired, out of form, first team player, then a squad player. The reason is, if the team loses with squad players, then it’s his fault. If the team loses with first team players, it’s the players fault. The Saggy Twat only thinks about himself and his false image as a good manager. He lucked into a good first 11 and has been riding that wave until he exhausted them.
JD to KB: You’re shit!
KB to JD: Ha Ha, You’re shit!
CA: You’re both shit!
winner