News breaking this morning that a team of highly trained chimpanzee monkees from London Zoo have been dispatched to a private address in Sandbanks, Dorset in an attempt to save a man that experts have described as, ‘clinically stupid’.
The chimps are dressed in medical outfits and are said to be experts at larking about, pulling crazy faces, making refreshing cups of tea and moving pianos.
Spurs supremo Arry Redshnapps was thought to be in good shape mentally, but a series of ridiculous media incidents have acted as a catalyst to events and now every second counts if Spurs are to retain any dignity at all this season.
After losing at home to Norwich City, Mr Redshnapps admitted to hearing voices in his head. Voices that were telling him to play 442 and who’s instruction he says …he dutifully obeyed.
Buoyed by his initial runaway success at Spurs, Arry’s occasional, gentle and pleasing manner with the press has became a full blown exercise in media whoring. Am I exaggerating? Take a peak at the front cover of the latest 442 Magazine.
The latest quote is as dynamite dumb as his revelation that he could have signed Luis Suarez is yet more proof he’s just a girl that can’t say ‘no comment’.
“We could have had Sessegnon at one time I think, the people who work for me weren’t really convinced at the time…”
Are these the same people in his head, or completely separate set of people who operate outside of his coconut? This is becoming complicated to keep up with now.
Let’s hope the Chimps can successfully prize his foot out of his mouth before the semi final on Sunday or who knows what the next piece of garbage to spill from his almighty gob might be…
Chimpanzees aren’t monkeys, they’re apes.
I guess it’s ‘arrys time in the stocks, Wenger had a few months of garlic,onions and verbals hurled at him, whilst, he took his turn in the town square, followed by AVB who ably replaced him, Mick Mc. took a fair walloping of black stuff on the black country conveyor belt. Neil the Blade was cut off the Range with nary a mention of rotten veg. Now that HR is in the “stox’ seat he must be hoping like hell that king Ken is going to replace him come Monday. The pillory awaits a few and unless HR gets his formation right and beats CFC I think his squeaky bum may keep polishing the wood for the next pretender.
The more adverts on here, the more you try to be controversial. Sell out.
You must be new, as well as thick.
There is nothing controversial about two chimpanzees providing medical assistance to Harry Redknapp.
Well done Aimee on rumbling The Boy Hotspur though. He’s been sailing around the Med, sipping on Pina Coladas since he took that cool million for advertising rights.
Actually, thinking about it, you weren’t dispatched to Sandbanks were you?
I’d plastered some less sophisticated but equally awful ads all over this blog in previous incarnation and some outraged ‘reader’ savaged me for for it.
It was either el or JGM who swiftly replied. ‘I only come on here for the Ads.’
I nearly fell off my polo pony.
this game is not lost to him, this game is more important to him than any league game. he remains convinced he wont be here next year, rather he will be in the back of a nice car being driven around the country to watch games and have a drink with the journo friends, well the last bit until his first england game where his lack of tactical nous is discussed by said journos. all this guy wants is fa cup success as he wont be around for the cl run. (i actually think there is a chance the reason we wont be around is because levy dumps him in favour of whatever back up plan he has put in place) if we get past chelsea, and i sure we will because he will go back to basics and not tinker simply because it means so much to him, watch out for the under 18’s to line up against bolton on the wedn before the final. they will lose and that is the game/result that will mean we cannot catch newcastle for the 4th spot, and ‘arry will tell us we have never had it so good and even suggest that our complaining has driven him to the england job. when he leaves us we will lose bale and modric due to the absence of cl football; but at least we will have our club, unlike the poor bastards at portsmouth.
Anyway, I’ve no idea why but I am suddently full of confidence for Sunday. It might just be the law of averages given five consecutive semi final defeats. Better get the medics round to me on the way back from Dorset