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Good morning.

A four day weekend in some parts of the world. Triffic.

He’s been a busy little bar steward that Slaven Bilic.  The Croatian coach has been  paving his way into Levy & Co.’s hearts by publicly urging the boy Modric to stop at Spurs and not be distracted by the bright lights of Second Hand Fridge.

I’m not sure about doing your urging in public. This is White Hart Lane, not Hampstead Heath.

And now he’s revealed his ambitions to become Arry’s replacement. He told the Metro or somebody who then told the the world’s press…

‘I would be very interested in being the Tottenham manager, they are a major club with a bright future. But Daniel Levy needs to be convinced I am the man for the job. 

Everyone knows huge clubs are interested in Luka but what I told him is that he should not forget how big Tottenham are.’

Well Slaven my old mate, maybe a shrewd move on saving the price of a stamp by submitting your application via the press, but I’m struggling to see how you’d be up to the task.

His managerial record is a bit thin and I’m unconvinced he’s the right man for the job. My suspicions were first aroused when I noticed he plays a guitar like a roadie tuning one up. 

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  • mattapurs says:

    It’s not a bad start to the managerial process. I think it’s clear that Harry will leave and it means that people can start touting themselves without fear of looking like they are after someone else’s job.

    Hopefully as a champions league team with a great squad, a strong crop of kids waiting in the wings and a new stadium on the way will attract some high calibre candidates.

  • zab says:

    I still don’t get why people insist Harry will defo take the job, but my genuine hope is we get Jeremy Kyle as replacement.

  • Rogerspurs says:

    Chas and Dave for me…..if we give ’em the management job they have the ideal song for this site …”there ain’t no pleasing you”

  • wilboid says:

    Come on guys, you gotta admit this pisses on Diamond Lights or whatever sHoddle and tWaddle did.

  • Billy Legit says:

    This is gonna come across as being a little petty and small minded but do we want another manager with strong spammer-pikey links?

    There is only one man for me to take over from Twitchy. A man who’s tactical analysis in the MurdochSkySports studio is enlightening, educational and incredibly astute.

    That man is………Ian Dowie!

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