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Team Sheet & Tactics Board For Fulham

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Gentlemen. 

You can’t fight in here, this is the war room!

It’s that that part of the show again, folks. Where the entire campaign is suddenly hinging upon 90 minutes of football against a team so overwhelmingly underwhelming that any thoughts of victory are dogged with doubt. You know what they say… if’s and and’s were pots and pans there’d be no need for tinkers…

Here’s the board for Sunday. 

Yes I know; for starters we’d all put money on Arry not playing 3 at the back. With Benny & Rose out it’s not only an obvious solution but one to springboard some creativity. So he won’t do it. If you think Billy at left back is riqué, wait til you see what discombobulation our tight lipped supremo unveils. 

Scotty Parker appears to be knackered in some respect or another. Suffering from aggravated Advocat spritzer or something, I didn’t catch it all.

So I’m leading the charge with The Beast of N17 himself paired up with young Jake. Kyle and Jake need to make sure that Damian Duff is neutralised. Perhaps 3 at the back will nudge Mr Walker into making defending more of a priority.

Modric playing across the bit in the middle with Bale on the left, Azza Blud on the right. What could possibly be more refreshing? Perhaps only a perfectly chilled Babycham…

Ade & Rafa up front.

Defoe? After his childish want away cobblers I’d FedEX him his contract torn in half and a street map of Reading. 

Tactics? Get on with it! 

Prediction? Blimey. Boylesports Anytime Goalscorer has Ade at EVENS and I’m seeing that as decent. Fulham Half Time, Spurs Full Time is a, ‘pour me a large Absinthe’ 25/1. But my bet of the bunch is a 3-1 win to the Tottinghams at a nice round 10/1.

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63 comments

  • nathan says:

    A bit harsh on Defoe who has had raw deal from Harry.

    • A_Felching says:

      Defoe has been pony, and Einstein bought him

      • Eyeball Paul says:

        No he hasn’t – Defoe and Adebayor could have established a great strikeforce together, alas it wasn’t to be, because Harry wants to keep Rafa as happy as a pig in s***…….

        Raw deal indeed…

        • dutchman says:

          Hope Defoe goes..too mediocre..medi-joker actually..

        • Andy says:

          Defoe offers nothing apart from scoring every 4 games or something. Rafa offers so much more to the team and hes a leader.

        • ColinSC says:

          Totally agree .. The only time Ade and defoe played togather with the midfield all working well was when we destroyed liverpool. Since then Defoe (who is still one of our top scorers)has lived on the bench… even last week when we needed a goal we brought on a midfielder insted of a scorer.. Harry needs his bump felt…

        • essexian76 says:

          At last someone else who’s noticed the biggest flippin’ elephant in the room. Not only the Liverpool game but many others. Rafa’s slow, plodding and wants to take every corner and free kick-really badly, our pace players have to wait for him to catch up, which makes a non-sense of having pace in the first place-but he scores the odd goal-so, of course he’s World Class and keeps the anti-Defoe brigade happy-bless ’em

  • Stupot says:

    Ah, to be a Spurs fan. Let the good times roll, please God o Lord, let it be.

  • Steve Halls says:

    2-0 I reckon. COYS!!!

  • Frontwheel 2 says:

    I like your section HH.To whatsname is to thingymabob

  • Stupot says:

    Parker for Livermore, my only gripe H. Ohter than that we’re rocking. Could be a tense game as the norm off late but 1-0 win. Hodgeson to get a great sending off performance from the brilliant boing boings and Harry will buy Roy half a shandy at the end of season Cigar session at the dorchester just next to the fountain lounge atmosphere with a strictly No Denim policy. cOyS

    • Phil McAvity says:

      No denim? Damn I was up for that n’all!!

    • Andy says:

      Parker has been great all season but has been well off the boil lately. Also his trademark ‘spin around with the ball and see what happens’ trick really frustrates me he has lost the ball too many times doing it when he could have just simply passed the ball.

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