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Team Sheet & Tactics Board For Villa

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So here we go. Hold tight on the upper deck.

Aston Villa’s form has been rotten for some time. A quagmire of losses and draws that have had their support almost too despondent to even rustle up a McLeish out campaign of much conviction. They odds are they won’t get relegated, but this by default. Thankfully for villans, there is some 24ct. rubbish beneath them.

I’ve ruminated and cogitated over what to do about Danny Rose. My decision was to drop him and draft in Half Nelsen. I don’t rate either but based upon Danny’s last two showings Nelsen edges it by a clean 5 IQ points. 

My guess is Arry will look at the threat of Agbonlasnore, Insomnia plus The Wardrobe On Wheels that is Heskey and he’ll risk running Rose out again.

The wisdom of us loaning out players either being contractually unable or disinterested in retrieving them is likely to cost us. Kyle Walker is taking an injection so that he might play with a broken toe. Classy. 

Did anyone catch the presser from Arry today?

 ‘I’m pleased and privileged to be at a club like, managing one of the top clubs in the country, & one of the top clubs in Europe. *beep beep –  caution – vehicle reversing*

He’s something else that boy, eh? On his way out the THFC restaurant without paying it was all, the service is lousy and the food was off. Well, traditionally mid-table… now he’s stuck with us, we’re the cream. It would be funny if it were anyone else’s club.

If I’m being mean, name me one other manager who comes out with silage like this? Even Ian Holloway, yes even Holloway doesn’t enrage his own fans. 

Our performance against Bolton was inspiring. No two ways about it. Sandro The Beast must play again. I’d love Ade to add to his already respectable tally. All this and much , much more await us on this, the Aston Villa Wheel of Fortune…

Eye catcher bets courtesy of Boylesports include a 0-4 win at 28/1. Eunice as Anytime Goalscorer is 11/2. Spurs to be 0-2 up at Half Time, to win 0-3 Full Time is worth a ponder at 50/1 and that one is my bet.

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  • Sid Trotter says:

    It is important to remember that Hutton is a dad-beating drunk that now plays for Villa. Other than that I don’t like him. he has the skill of a small badger trying to juggle flames over a giants testes while gargling soap and brown paper

  • J says:

    Nelsen at left back? When has he ever played there? What an absurd tactical choice. I would never criticise Redknapp for tactics are suggesting that.

  • SaoPaulo Spurs says:

    I think this will be a tough game. Villa are rubbish, but every dog has it’s day, especially at the business end of the season. I can’t see Norwich beating Arsenal and i have a funny feeling Newcastle, at home, will just beat Citeh.
    Twists ‘n’ turns ahead. I’m just praying that Bayern beat Chelsea. Surely they can’t do ’em in their own back yard….

  • Dan the yid says:

    Nelson at full back is retarded, rose has been a bit shaky but will find his feet again.

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      I know he’s retarded, my point was he is marginally less so :daumen:

      • jerkinmahjurgen says:

        That’s it, criticize Danny-boy who hasn’t played much then comes in from the cold. Has he been that bad? He generally recovers well after mistakes. He’s very good back-up and has been a little darling for us for two years, but whether we’ll get another year covering, I don’t know… think he’ll be off if not 1st choice and there will be many interested in the crap thick shit.

  • SaoPaulo Spurs says:

    On another note, i see speculation is starting with Bale & Modders early. Levy was fantastic last summer with Modric. I’d like to see us make some early signings. Tie up deals before the Euros and really send a message to messers Bale & Modric that we plan to compete next season. Let Spurs do some transfer window bullying this year..

    • jerkinmahjurgen says:

      Couldn’t care much for Bale and Modric, the two that should be dragging us kicking and screaming into the CL… where have they been? Criticizing the club, not big enough, they bigger, they not Spurs boys. Fuck ’em off – rather have the stadium paid for. Anyways, back to back wins, 1-4 at Bolton, I know, lets change the team? Nelson on the left, Cudicini on the right, Sanra leading the line… we’ll be au rite.

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