Good morning.
Let’s kick off with the football headline of the week, ‘Tykes Sphinx Mido deal is on’ courtesy of Football365.com which heralds the imminent return to the UK of the onetime Tottenham legend. Mido was another one wasn’t he? Threatened to be the next big thing and …see what I did there?
Modric’s name has been taken in vain again, the poor hen. This time on Spurs Odious with Roger Daily Mail Morgan suggesting that he’s off to Real Madrid for €38M. Is this true? Who knows? What is known is that the press were so determined to keep the Chelsea story going they fabricated 90% of the saga last year that the fact they only bid a little over£25M for him got lost in the mix.
Modric clearly has ambitions beyond our budget and if he’s serious about this Chicken Badge allergy then perhaps we should take this on the chin and say well it’s better than staring at him running about in a Cheatski blouse.
Elsewhere we have the rumour that resurfaces like the Loch Ness monster. Which is to say always from murky waters and during a time of the year where the heavyweight headlines are about hosepipe bans and TOWIE stars getting trapped in tanning booths.
Will it be AEG that buy ENIC out? His Imperial Majesty Sheikh Ma Nuggets or member of One Direction (the one with the lazy eye). All mickey taking to one side, there is such a vast gulf in the money THFC actually has and what is needed to make the NPD happen I wouldn’t fall over if there was something in all this.
Andrea Villas Boas has made history by threatening to quit as our coach before actually being appointed. This decisive, swashbuckling style is precisely what we’ve been missing. But it’s been reported that he is genuinely naffed off that we have, ‘Been speaking to about ten people.’ That’s showbusiness, my old son.
Photograph © DailyMail
AVB already has the “Jose” syndrome and long before he has actually earned it. He seems to think that he isn’t the “special one” but the “unique” one and he is really kidding himself that he is able, on his word, to wipe away all opposition just by his name. What a twat!!
He certainly had the Jose syndrome. I’m hoping his Chelsea experience will have chastened him a bit and he’ll not be quite so up his arse next time round.
So what you’re saying is Jose and AVB are not the same person?. I thought they were like Sol Campbell and Venus Williams,as you never see them in the same place at the same time!
Don’t know about you, but I’m struggling to come up with a reason why Sol Campbell and Venus Williams would ever have a reason to be in the same place at the same time — if you catch my drift…
Fair point, well
maidmadeI was thinking on the lines that Jose being the special one, donned a ginger beard,using the name of Andre to fool everyone-only RA saw through his cunning plan in the nick of time, damned those clever Ruskies
The Chelsea “experience” should have taught him some humility and the lack of that after it, shows a poor appreciation of reality and we want him as a manager? I hope that he realises we can only have eleven on the field at the same time and that his 4-2-4-2 wont work(ie delusional)
His tantrum has really soured him in my mind WTF does he think he is?
What tantrum? The completely unsubstantiated hearsay that appeared in the Guardian the other day you mean?
As Morgan Freeman once said – you can’t mess with free Will my son…!
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Have you got any bikes for sale under a fiver?
Levy has’nt hired one yet.
Danielle lloyds off the market now.
Jordan’s got a new bike out this week, spellings not her strong point though!
as usual your itk is WRONG avb is certainly what we dont need and this vertonghen deal doesnt seem to be any near on completing.found out there that joe lewis is taking a more hands on with spurs me thinks this guy is ready to sell sooner rather than later. there isnt much between 3rd and 4th now but when it comes to big wages thats wen we are blown out of the water. need the finacial situation sorted and manager situation sorted asap anyone think rijkaard is a good shout???
Are you ten years old? Nobody has signed so information from an extremely credible source is wrong?
The rest of your comment is equally retarded.
hehehe, calling something retarded makes YOU sound 10, but it still cracks me up.
scratch the surface slightly and the old prima donna is still there :-D
avb’s reaction to levy looking at other managers for the job has achieved 2 things. he’s proved himself to be the arsehole that most know him to be, and you’re an even bigger one for wanting him at the Lane. well done!
First up, transfers can’t be officially sanctioned before July 1st, secondly, I’d wait till the Euro’s are over before getting overly concerned-chill out, but don’t forget ‘it’s all built on sand’ so this sandcastle of ours that’s stood and gotten stronger over the past decade, is about to collapse at any given moment!
Nice one dickhead
Domestic TV deal increased by 70% to over £3bn. Yeah it’s a sinking ship get out. Don’t panic don’t panic.
Love the pic above…. Arry the Faking maker… he was a facking something!