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Hugo Lloris Will Unquestionably And Without Doubt Be Wearing The Shirt Of A Football Team Next Season

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Good afternoon.

Yesterday got into a spot of trouble on Twitter for having the affront to Tweet ***** and ask him to stop nicking a salary under false pretenses from us. I don’t make a habit of approaching celebs on there. Well I called David Baddiel a middle class beardy. And I asked Claudine Keane if she and Bob had ever considered a suicide pact …ah hold up, it might be me.

Hugo Lloris then.

Of late, I get an increasing sense of ‘intolerance’ from Spurs fans. The demand for vending machine / Pot Noodle speeds isn’t just exclusive to transfers. Some still have this bizarre belief that we ought to be beating everyone 5-0, come what may. Bless. 

Jean-Michel Aulas, Lyon’s president appears every bit as raunchy as our boy. One would have to say, ‘why ever wouldn’t he?’

“Unless he really wants to leave, he’ll be playing for Lyon next season. He was decisive during the penalty shootout.

The best present we could give to the supporters would be to find a way to keep him and that’s what we’re going to do.

Tottenham had made contact via some agents at the beginning of the season but since then we haven’t received a concrete offer, so I don’t think they’re willing to make the offer that would enable Hugo to join them.

He wasn’t against it, but it’s been going on for too long now.”

Tell me about it, love. 

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143 comments

  • Who is a keeper and who isnt is the question.

  • Just one more thing.

    I wonder about the 4 lonely West Ham supporters that will occupy season tickets at the Stratford Stadium,blowing bubbles of effigies (I said effigies) of their new loanees. They are the players that Liverpool and City payed billions for and just wants ANYONE but Tottenham to have.
    West Ham apparently went down a surplus shop and rented a whole slew of strikers,Carroll,Tevez,Balotelli..they are now worth about a gaggle of pie and mashes….but they still wont get more than 4 east enders to watch them…..because there supporters are going to have to move somewhere more reasonable like Basildon

  • melcyid says:

    Joe Jordan looks funny with a bow tie on.

  • melcyid says:

    What did ***** have to say for himself.
    I reckon he took a couple of years off to do his flat up .

  • Feenix says:

    What is it with Spurs and strikers? We have needed a class striker for over two years now, in fact since Berbatov left us, yet we still sit here, all waiting on one to arrive. It is ridiculous. It’s as if Levy has a thing against buying one. We are constantly linked with Leandro Dalmiao and that has been going on for two years yet we never seem to really put a proper bid in for him. It’s as if Levy is doing it to wind us Spurs supporters up. For fuck sake Tottenham go out and buy a decent striker and I don’t mean Adebayor because not only is he greedy he is not the out and out striker we need. He is a good player but has poor close control and keeps drifting out wide. I want somebody who stays in the centre and knows where the net is with good close control, good in the air and built like a brick shit house.

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