Serbian Arrow Flying In For Talks This Week

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Good evening viewers.

Day one at the John Terry trial. And may I take this opportunity to share a sterling tip for any budding racists in the house.

According to George Carter-Stephenson QC, you can call someone a naffing black cnut providing you maintain you are only sarcastically repeating words that someone wrongly thought you had previously used, ‘in response to goading rather than by way of exaggerated and instant querying of a perceived false allegation. ‘  

Thank God that’s what was going on. For a few fleeting moments me and the rest of entire world thought that the Blues’ skip was being accused of doing something despicable. Let us pray that justice prevails and this pillar of the sporting community isn’t savaged by an unthinking judge who could cripple Mr Terry’s finances with a fine of up to £2500, let alone his robust reputation.

In more important news, I am told that Milos Krasic will be arriving in N17 for talks towards the latter part of this week. In fact on Thursday*. 

Krasic was earlier this window linked with Liverpool but as will be come painfully apparent to the whining gits come August they aren’t able to offer any of their targets anywhere near what they need. All enquiries about that particular kettle of fish c/o Mssrs Comilli & Dalglish.

To add a little background heat to your supper this evening is this quite priceless piece of  additional information about Loic Remy. You know, that bloke we were ‘in for’?

It is suggested to me that Arry Redschnapps met with the player without the consent or remote knowledge of either Spurs or Marseille. More as I get it, my dears.

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  • MartinChiversDownMyBack says:

    Not sure he’s regarded as being any good
    Anymore is he? More alarming is the sight of
    Knackers like jeans, Bentley and bassong back on the training pitch today.

    • Jay says:

      I could live with Bassong at 5th choice behind Daws and Caulker espeicially as he can play left back.

      Jenas should of gone 5 years ago

      Bentley never should have been signed, the thing that grates on me with him is his poncy little style……if he shaved his hair off tomorrow and put in 1 proper shift in a pre season game I would give him a chance but he will turn up with hair gelled back thinking he is a superstar when he simply isnt and has never been

  • stuspurs says:

    Krasic is not good enough for us so I hope this isn’t true

  • Gilzeanwasgod says:

    Our strikers will need to up their game this year judging by our new Jan the Man’s Ajax showreel. His ten goals for them last year were a tasty selection of headers and sweet left footed strikes. Could come in handy.

  • MartinChiversDownMyBack says:

    Not sure why that published three times

  • Spurs 37001 says:

    Wasn’t this the guy who we tried to get on loan in January but was insisting on a permanent move which we couldn’t afford?
    Apparently didn’t play for the Black & Whites very much last year.

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