Good morning.
Ten days to go, a new manager at the helm and yet we’re scratching for transfer news. The Mirror are taking a punt by naming Bentley, *****, Gio, Bassong and Gallas amongst those who Villas-Boas isn’t interested in keeping on.
Bentley’s linked with Fulham. Apparently Bentley’s knee is fixed now and he’s ready to rock. Judging by this image from the preseason, it was the steak and kidknees that he has really been been battling against.
The Modric and Adebayor sagas appear no more advanced that they were months ago. ‘The Journalist’ who’s record is close to abysmal suggests that enquiries have been made for Alex Witsel as a replacement for the Croat.
Witsel is a 23 year old Belgium currently plying his trade at Benfica. This seems ambitious from a number of perspectives but none more so than Benfica’s president Luis Felipe Vieira being quoted last month as saying:
“We want every club to know what is the release clause for Axel .
“If they want him and if they come here and pay that fee, then there is nothing that we can do.
“But we are very happy with Axel and we do not think about selling him.”
The release clause he was referring to is thought to be about £31M.
Flashback to last season
‘Boss, can I go after Tevez?’
‘Yes Harry, of course you can’
SSN reporter ‘Anything for us Harry?’
‘Yes, I’m after Tevez, it’s as good as done 25 mill’
Sky Sport Sources..SPURS BID 25M FOR TEVEZ…sky sport souces…SPURS BID 25M FOR TEVEZ….
DL in the big chair, stroking white moggy while watching SSN
‘He,he, watch the red faced cock’s face light up when that idiot sticks that ice cream in his face and he spouts off..betcha a score he say’s triffic at least 5 times..’He falls for it every flippin’ time..England my arse..!’
‘Look, look..there he goes…classic’
HR ‘Carlos is a triffic player, triffic workrate…Waffle, waffle
DL..’Next we’ll try Augero or what about Charlie Adam?…Nah, you’re right, even that stupid prick wouldn’t believe that one?
it’s funny but the truth is we’ve still not replaced berbatwat with a proper striker despite pocketing £32 million for him
this no striker signing strategy might end up with us relying on goals from midfield but it’s a very risky game plan which could see us tumble down the league
one thing I do know, if we sign no one decent & struggle, we’ll overpay in the January window as the selling club will know they’ve got us by the balls
He’s irritated the life out of me lately. I wasn’t this fed up with him even when he was our manager. Can’t wait for my dementure to kick in so I can forget all about the Tosser. Who am I?
Strikers for avb to ponder might include Adebayar. Damiao.llorente. Remy. Ba, Hulk, Falcao. Carrol, berbatov, sturridge, dzeko, higuain n polish lad.
Is that 35 million pounds or 35 million euros, see this misrepresented virtually every day.
Yet another worthless blog from herself ure not very good at this and I’m wondering if ure relay educated in footie at all plz curl up in a ball and die Mr harry Hotspur u relay do talk craps