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Oh No, My Twitter Account Hasn’t Been Hacked

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Good evening.

As ODM and I ran through our three hundred and forty seventh rehearsal this evening it emerged that I hold professional footballers in my ethical value system somewhere between concentration camp guards and concentration camps guards who are up for a bribe.

They’re in in for the money baby. If it isn’t nailed down they want to nail it down. If they can nail it then they want to film said nailing on a wireless hand held device. If that thing isn’t actually another human then they want to plate said thing in platinum …and possibly precious stones.

Add to this, these intellectual high flyers ordinarily keep for company the class of confidante that is usually more associated with crafted arts such as prostitution and racketeering. 

Adbayor’s Twitter account has been hacked! No really, it has. 

Hey footballer, stop doing whatever it is you’re doing that’s distracting you from being useful to Spurs, shut up and get on with it.

This blog is amused to death.

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  • A_Felching says:

    Dan is a clown

    • MORONHUNTER says:

      Pretty much Felch!! Considering the guy came to play for us after a small section of our lovely fans abused him in a nasty way……and came to play football not for the money because he was going to get that anyway playing in the city reserves!!! BOOOHOOOOO so a footballer is a money whore hold the front pages we have massive news!!!!

  • Ronnie Wolman says:

    This particular article and its preceding blog is like when you get on a bus/coach to go on long distance trip and the driver turns on the ignition gives it a little accelerator turns the corner and gets lost in a maze of streets unrelated to any where the driver intended to go. Its a bit of an adventure.People come on the bus talking about unrelated mirrors and mums,knocking everything in sight as the rest all clap.
    Its a magical mystery tour for misguided individuals and it all takes place while and because there is little action in the real world apart while the Olympics are taking place.
    Everybody at London 2012 is geting medals while the rest of the world,Tottenham in particular,is losing its way.
    Its Tottenham that needs a GPS.

    ‘Turn Left’

    ‘Buy Striker’

  • Spurs 37001 says:

    :angel:

  • melcyid says:

    :winke: from avb gallas ,bentley,naughton, bassong.*****

  • `rich g says:

    twitter is for twats, anyone who indulges in that tripe deserves all the shit they get, “antisocial media” pffftt

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