Good evening.
This transfer window has been torturous. My best guess is that it the need for copious amounts of booze and good humour will only increase as we move ever onwards towards Saturday’s game against the Bar Codes like flies towards that purple light thing in the chip shop before we hear that last fizzipsch!
Here’s some rubbish to capture the mood, buy it a dandelion and burdock and perhaps provide an outlet fort the insanity. Apologies to The Usual Suspects.
- Funniest caption suggestion wins the major prize.
- HH’s decision is final. No cash alternatives.
- Your home may be at risk if you go out and leave all the doors and windows open.
- Lines close at midnight tonight although if I can connive some way of charging you afterwards, rest assured I will.
LM:I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me
VC & IS:He’s just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
TC: Easy come, easy go,
LM: will you let me go
DL & AVB:Bismilah! No, we will not let you go
VC & IS:(Let him go!)
DL: Bismilah! We will not let you go
VC & IS:(Let him go!)
TC: Bismilah!
DL: We will not let you go……………..etc (Two months later)
DL: Never let you go
LM:(Let me go)
DL: Never let you go
LM: (Let me go)
TC: Ah Magnifico
DL:No, no, no, no, no, no, no (Oh go on then!)
LM:Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go
Mourinho has a No.14 shirt put aside for me, for me,
for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Clown to the left of me.
Joker to the right,
Here I am,
Chilled out Dan,
Stuck in the middle of you.