Good evening.
This transfer window has been torturous. My best guess is that it the need for copious amounts of booze and good humour will only increase as we move ever onwards towards Saturday’s game against the Bar Codes like flies towards that purple light thing in the chip shop before we hear that last fizzipsch!
Here’s some rubbish to capture the mood, buy it a dandelion and burdock and perhaps provide an outlet fort the insanity. Apologies to The Usual Suspects.
- Funniest caption suggestion wins the major prize.
- HH’s decision is final. No cash alternatives.
- Your home may be at risk if you go out and leave all the doors and windows open.
- Lines close at midnight tonight although if I can connive some way of charging you afterwards, rest assured I will.
We’ve engineered a part ex with this promising morrocan under 21 international
Love it.
“And then we put the £23.5m in our hat… shake it around… and the rat disappears… disappears…. disappears… JUST LIKE THAT!”
any news on if this lowly fee for modders is true?
surely not??
As long as Portuguese and Brazilian clubs holding contracts for players we’re interested believe it, it will do. ;-)
Ay ?
Levy wants our negotiating partners to think that’s the amount we’ve received…
‘Levy wants our negotiating partners to think that’s the amount we’ve received…’
come on mate dont kid yourself! how long do you think that would last lol. its like saying tapping up dont happen.
Is that Les Dawson up top ?
He will never be sold for 23.5 mil pmfsl Levy would never go below the 30 mil mark for modders why the hell would he have to panic sell ! skysports talking crap .