Good afternoon ladies.
There have been so many attacks on the boss since his appointment it’s just a pleasure to slowly watch them all be revealed for what they were. The work of low rent hyenas.
All of the nonsense that was spun seemed destined to appeal to the cheapest kind of fan, the sort that claimed to support Spurs, yet also harboured an irresistible desire to shout ‘I told you so’ in some twisted, utterly pointless game of one upmanship.
The one that bugged me was the assertion by some that Villas-Boas lacked the necessary passion. What was this ever based upon? The fact that he didn’t make balloon animals during his press conference? The fact that he speaks English fluently and appears to take the job seriously? Wow, what a schmuck.
What were these two thinking? Best thought/speech bubble suggestions wins a free download of this week’s Hotspur’s Half Hour.
“You like that? Well get your ass back down here Steffi-baby and this time I’ll grease my fist”
Steffab – “Wow, look at me boss I’m in the immense personal dimension”
“AVB – “hang on mate I’m struggling with some solidification in my turdburgling regions, rrrrrgggghhh!”
AVB”have you got your dance sorted for the christmas party” FRUEND” yeah am doing jump around jump around whats yours avb AVB”am doing the moon walk”
FRUEND”iwant an icecream nowwww!!!! AVB” AHHHH if you ask me one more time your going to Arsenal”
AVB” see this vault door to levy’s cash is tight” FRUEND”try banging on the door like this”