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Good evening.

What becomes of the broken hearted? It would seem they end up supporting Tottenham Hoyspur.

The game took two turns for the worse before the kick off as the news broke that both the boy himself Gareth Bale and Mr Demblele were going to both out of action. On the Bale end of things I have to express a dismay. I know people who’ve had to miss funerals due to work commitments.

In my limited yet hugely valid experience of childbirth the father being there tends to use the, ‘I was there, wasn’t I?’ as some sort of a statement to reaffirm that he still cares and still adore a woman who they have long since begun to loathe and frankly see as un-adorable. Bale’s absence to me was just yet another example of modern football being far too interested in what footballers feel or care.

Am I blaming the defeat on Bale? Of course not. Am I using him as a whipping boy? Of course not. Just sayng it’s symptomatic of things. Things that aren’t good.

Huddlestone’s gifted but lethargic calling card is expired. Dempsey looks woefully shy of the mark. Walker wants melting down and turning into glue. The boss needs to have more faith in his plan and less in the players. Make substitutions sooner.

 I’m off for a cold chicken sandwich and some crinkle cut chips. It’s the way I roll…

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  • kojac says:

    well at least the arse lost,so that makes things better :-D

    i agree with the Lloris in brigade,just bizarre decision making for me and worrying,don’t get it

    i’d like vertonghen in the middle too,not having any other left back to replace benny is pathetic for a club like us,the verts good but we need him where he wants to be,vert with kaboom/caulker

    try naughton at right back

    we were never goibng to be top 3 anyway,especially since we missed on the extra signing like moutinho/willian or whoever

    from our blogs/supporting stance i hate it that bale wasn’t there making a difference but i’m not going to hold it against him,your children are special

    please rest the vertman,pretty please :angel:

    we better beat southampton COYS

  • 77spur says:

    They’re not even married. Piss poor. Is it me or did Gallas do his best to miss the header he scored on sat? On the subject. Woodgate: Man of the match for boro vs brighton….clean sheet. Seb Bassong: Man of the match for norwich vs scum….clean sheet. Either one of them we should have kept instead of that pleb Gallas, who cost us 3 goals and the match. Also, all hail the new invincibles….ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Indukge me on the flip side of the coin. In any strange event ask: Who stands to gain? With the arse and their worst performance for as long as i have been watching football, the answer is….. THE BOOKIES. Lackluster or someting more?

    • Kit says:

      How does being married affect his right to being at the birth of his child? Does it mean any less? I can understand people having their own opinion on things but that has to be the worst case of an argument I have heard in some time.

      By the way Bassong plays centre back for the team with the second worst defensive record in the premier league so far this season and I can guarantee you galas would look the part in the championship!!

      You clearly don’t have a scooby doo.

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