Good Morning binge drinkers.
T minus a few hours and the club we all hold dear is being torn apart by lies, discontent and double-dealing as the The Daily Mail reveals that Emmanuel Adebayor has ‘grown frustrated at White Hart Lane, having made just three substitute appearances this season.’
The article then continues to explain that since the season kicked off that Ade has been hampered by lack of match fitness then a hamstring problem.Therefore completely and utterly negating any scrap of truth there may have been in the piece.
Perhaps I should hold heart to heart talks with NASA regarding me not being selected as an astronaut. The Daily Mail could then run a piece covering the crisis talks, concluding with the acknowledgement that I am a overweight bloke in his forties who hasn’t even passed his cycling proficiency test let alone trained to be a ‘spacemen’ unless you count having been an avid Planet Of The Apes fan as a kid.
We covered the chalkboard and your fab predictions yesterday. Player news is pretty much as you would expect. We don’t have Scotty Parker, the are without the deathbed love child of Myra Hindley and Oswald Mosley.
Tottenham (from): Lloris, Friedel, Gomes, Cudicini, Smith, Gallas, Dawson, Walker, Naughton, Vertonghen, Caulker, Falque, Huddlestone, Mason, Bale, Lennon, Livermore, Sandro, Dembele, Dempsey, Sigurdsson, Carroll, Townsend, Defoe, Adebayor, Obika.
Chelsea (from): Cech, Azpilicueta, Ivanovic, Cahill, Luiz, Cole, Bertrand, Mikel, Romeu, Lampard, Ramires, Mata, Hazard, Oscar, Moses, Marin, Piazon, Sturridge, Torres, Turnbull.
Referee: M Dean Assistants: S Ledger, J Brooks Fourth Official: L Mason.
Like the article. Love the self deprecation! My team: lloris, walker, gallas, caulker, jan, Sandro, dembele, Dempsey, Lennon, bale & …….ade (think suits our system at home more than jd). Coys
Are we playing 4-4-3-3 ?????
It looks like we have four goalkeepers across the back.
I’ve heard that they are planning on running a story that Freund is fed up sitting on the bench and that 4 of our players are disgusted that they are being victimised because AVB only let’s them play in goals…..
Followed by the cockrel also wants out as it never gets off the roof.
Not wanting to put too finer point on it but.. that Daily Mail article is fuckin’ retarded
Why the word ‘article’?
We have to get physical in midfield to stop to creativity of Hazard,Oscar and Mata.This will be the game.
The danger at the other end is Torres’s’s’s understanding of space and finding it behind a high line defence. Gallas could be our achilles heel in this one.
I hope Lloris starts and I think he looks like he reads the game well and can come out on some of these breakaways
On the other side of the coin if we are attacking down the space on the flanks,with good support we can burst them open.Cech mate hasnt been at his best.
Billy scares me for this one but he has had a great season.