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Good Morning binge drinkers.

T minus a few hours and the club we all hold dear is being torn apart by lies, discontent and double-dealing as the The Daily Mail reveals that Emmanuel Adebayor has ‘grown frustrated at White Hart Lane, having made just three substitute appearances this season.’

The article then continues to explain that since the season kicked off that Ade has been hampered by lack of match fitness then a hamstring problem.Therefore completely and utterly negating any scrap of truth there may have been in the piece.

Perhaps I should hold heart to heart talks with NASA regarding me not being selected as an astronaut. The Daily Mail could then run a piece covering the crisis talks, concluding with the acknowledgement that I am a overweight bloke in his forties who hasn’t even passed his cycling proficiency test let alone trained to be a ‘spacemen’ unless you count having been an avid Planet Of The Apes fan as a kid.

We covered the chalkboard and your fab predictions yesterday.  Player news is pretty much as you would expect. We don’t have Scotty Parker, the are without the deathbed love child of Myra Hindley and Oswald Mosley.

Tottenham (from): Lloris, Friedel, Gomes, Cudicini, Smith, Gallas, Dawson, Walker, Naughton, Vertonghen, Caulker, Falque, Huddlestone, Mason, Bale, Lennon, Livermore, Sandro, Dembele, Dempsey, Sigurdsson, Carroll, Townsend, Defoe, Adebayor, Obika.

Chelsea (from): Cech, Azpilicueta, Ivanovic, Cahill, Luiz, Cole, Bertrand, Mikel, Romeu, Lampard, Ramires, Mata, Hazard, Oscar, Moses, Marin, Piazon, Sturridge, Torres, Turnbull.

Referee: M Dean Assistants: S Ledger, J Brooks Fourth Official: L Mason.

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338 comments

  • nobby nobbs says:

    But you aint levy.

  • davspurs says:

    Your acting like Chelsea where great they scored one wonder goal set up by old ex Chelsea player Gallas. We had chances what made Chelsea look good was there pressing drugs worked better than ours. When they where waiting for the top up we dominated till it kicked in after ten mins at the start its 15. This is why you need a big lead fresh legs wonder saves and a breakaway goal after we scored we lost all three.Chelsea had all three saves and a lucky fourth goal so in the end what separated us no saves no luck no goal. What did he say to Lloris sorry young man i no you kept a clean sheet and Spain’s World Champions at bay But Brad is my number one and i no your my club Captain Daws but Gallas was at Chelsea. Never change a winning keeper

  • Lilywhite says:

    AVB’s fetish w Gallas, Siggy and Livermore is ridiculous! FFS play Dawson.

  • Victor Meldrew says:

    We were awful in defence. Their first two goals were carbon copies of the goals we conceded against WBA and Norwich. We seem to have forgotten the basic rule of defence, get the ball as far from the goal as you can. Anywhere but playing it into the middle. Their third goal was a case of Gallas and Walker not picking up the run of the attacker. The fourth goal was a Mickey Mouse effort by Walker to juggle his way out of trouble. Basically we gifted them 3 goals. Their third was the only one they really deserved. If anything Cech was the harder working goalie in the second half. I see Walker has closed his twitter account, hardly surprising after that display. But what has happened to him, he his nothing but a feeble shadow of the way he played last season.

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