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Good morning.

Ten games in and the mood in the camp is best described an eclectic mix. Players on Twitter have been abused before they’ve even finished playing games and fans attending home games are reportedly setting up their own union SAS (Supporters Against Support). 

This group, spearheaded by 3 fat blokes in the Coach & Horses public house who describe their association as, ‘Somewhere staunch fans can inflict their contempt for all they hold sacred about Spurs without being interrupted. Divorced and separated welcome.’

Ringleader Teddy Wind told me, ‘We’ve had enough mate. Levy’s only it for the money he sold Modric and bought himself an aeroplane I bet you didn’t know that? And don’t even get me started on that ginger ponce. Taking off that Defoe was a liberty. No wonder we’re squaring up to a relegation scrap. We predicted the dark days of Santini were coming back and this is straw that broke the thing.’

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  • kentishyid says:

    LLL, I remember the one and only time I’ve successfully got a song going. We were one nil down against Norwich at home in the League Cup quarters, i think, and Lineker got 2 goals. Can’t remember the year. I started singing ‘Que Sera Sera’ and i remember it catching on and eventually half the stadium was singing. Best feeling in the world. Bryan Gunn was in goal and at one nil up Norwich were asking him the score and he was holding up one finger. At two one down we were asking him the same question. He didn’t react. F**king brilliant! Remember that game like it was yesterday.

    • LLL says:

      I managed to get a small portion of the ground singing ‘Team full of wankers’ at City after one of them had dived right in front of us during the 5-1 drubbing last season. But your memory does sound better. ;-)

  • kentishyid says:

    *Lineker got the second goal. Paul Walsh got the first, I think

  • Hot_Spur says:

    I have to laugh at all the armchair premier league managers on here. If you were as knowledgeable as you think you are you wouldn’t be on here posting rubbish – you’d be in AVB’s office doing his job….or Fergie’s !!

  • kojac says:

    i was glen hoddle,england should have built a team around me

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