A pretty surreal dawn greets those in the Kingdom of Yid then.
Graham Roberts is the new manager of Pakistan. What a journey. From Clyde to Karachi. At 51 and after many years in the wilderness it’s a hopefully a nice pension. The last time I saw him it was signing autographs off a trellis table on the High Road with born again cabbie, Mickey Hazard.
When I got to The Lane, a parade of Legends were being applauded by over 30,000 presumably after they had enjoyed a three course meal and some half decent VIP attention.
The Great Dame Comolli has turned up like some bad French centime. Quite how he has the front to pop up now essentially taking credit for where the club is now, some time after he was fired is beyond me. He was instrumental in spending a hell of a lot of money and it’s a pretty dishonest exercise.
AC Milan’s Daniele Bonera would cost iro £5M. He’s 29 and would be a welcome addition to the sick, the weak and the weary we currently stock.
Create your perfect woman…
Chapter 1
Signed for Spurs. Played well for a bit, got injured.
Chapter 2
Played well a bit more, got injured a bit more.
Chapters 3 – 19
See Chapter 2.
Chapter 20
Fell out with Sugar, got injured.
Chapter 21
Fell out with Levy, got sacked.
Chapter 22
Spent rest of career talking about chapters 21 and 22 whilst injured.
THE END
Dazza, The Biography, short excerpt…
January 25th… Leg feeling better, phone rings… Jump out of bed to answer but stub toe on door. While rolling around in agony grab for phone but poke myself in eye with cordless aerial… get rushed to A&E. Get nasty paper-cut signing hospital forms, tetanus sets in… Out for three more weeks. It was the boss on the phone asking how I was getting on.
Agreed, also always fit for England…..get back to Spurs….er..injured!
I will NEVER forgive Comolli for undermining Jol. The grotesque sight of the slimy git slithering all over Levy (also slightly slimy)in the stands is one I am glad to consign to history. He caused havoc in the heirarchy. Good riddance.
No point in denying that he brought in good players, or players that he knew had the potential to be world class.
Even you consider Gilberto as the exception, he continued to play left back for Brazil through his torrid time at spurs….
I think the Gilberto we had was just some random Brazilian who convinced Comolli that he was a national team player. Sort of like Shrek having a Zelig interlude on the pitch.
Resistant to change? Spurs fans? Nahhh.
I’ll use it sparingly. Ta ta.