They reveal he is actually an imbecile. Here’s some examples to whet your appetite…
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Cider beer or vodka what a choice
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Why wasn’t the world made with 36 hour days , 10 hours sleep , work, party , golf , tennis so much easier and relaxed its a dream
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Just seen a man on sky news in a typhoon in thailand trying to ride a bike what is he thinking so funny !!!
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when are they going to invent flying cars I thought fifth element days where upon us
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Ask yourself this question deep down inside do you take happiness from people being successful or unsuccessful
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Love the start of films that are dreamworks with the boy sat on the moon
Get rid of the pr@ck! i wanted him to do well and gave him a second chance last year but he has a funny way of showing he is a spurs fan! If david bentley was an ice cream he would be licking himself all day!
“Just eaten the nicest apple I’ve ever eat , a granny smith, juicy , crunchy, full of body, all hail the granny smith, the boss of apples.”
“Do I brush my teeth then eat my breakfast or eat my breakfast then brush my teeth this decision is big.”
Is this definitely him? If so, the man’s a twod.
As Gay as his haircut..
Bentley? 45 yards at their place…. I’d go if I could, but here I am stuck with this spare ticket! Shame – he might do it again. Now that would be something to tweet.
Could go along and sell it, but I’m no tout though. Will have to try and shift it for what I paid for it round Camden or Muswell Hill I suppose. Of course unless someone tells me different.
He he…our Bents. Not the smartest brick in the wall, but entertainment gold.