It has been announced that an urgent nationwide hunt is on for two men who went missing under ‘suspicious circumstances’ in North London yesterday evening.
The men have been named as Dougie Maicon and Wesser Sneijder. It is understood that both men were involved in a game of football that kicked off a little after 19.45 last night in the London borough of Haringay.
The appeal for information has swamped switchboards this morning but bizarrely all sightings completely cease minutes into what experts are calling, ‘the second half’.
Dougie Maicon, was last seen flagging down a taxi at half time and those heading up the investigation are very keen to speak to the driver of the vehicle.
The second man, who has been previously linked with a recent World Cup final disappearance was spotted being passed to and from several men in Lilywhite shirts who we understand, ‘took turns keeping him in their pockets’.
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We don’t need to finish top 4 if we win the blinkin’ competition – liverpool didnt. So I say lets play well in the CL and take a rest in the Premiership
ANyone know about pearl and cross stitich. Having a dandy old time knitting my Spurs cat
Don’t wanna get carried away here, but I reckon there ain’t many we can’t beat over 2 legs. Even if we do have a dodgy first leg, we can always turn it on at the lane. Why not have a proper dart at this pot?
Seen on SSN that Bale is being reported as only the 9th fastest player in the Prem (try telling Maicon that!), behind the likes of Walcunt, Drogba and Torres. I’d fancy him to take any of them in a sprint, maybe not Walcunt though (he’ll be gash when the pace runs out…a la Owen!)
The wife said her first EVER sensible thing during the MOTD2…Chris Hughton sounds a bit like Brick Top from Snatch…tickled me.
Ha! Yes and he keeps pigs so I’m told!
very funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slhPO3qbtoo&feature=player_embedded
good laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slhPO3qbtoo&feature=player_embedded
Thank you so much for this. Absolutely priceless.
‘Va fanculo’ (sic) is a nice thing to say. I hope we hear it tonight at Anfield, perhaps directed at the Dame.
Audio of the end of the match, goosebumps still:
http://ftp.footballaudio.com/stuff/SPURS1.mp3
great audio mate cheers