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Mornin’ ladies,

The aftermath of DancesWithScones injury announcement has set the Yiddisphere into a bit more of a spin than usual. And understandably so. Not because Tommy was central to our plans to defeat the evil Dr Wenger, but it just underlined how limited our choices for game will be.

On an upbeat note, Jenas appears to playing football to considerably higher standard than perhaps he has in several seasons.

Some gossip from FTL for you… Nothing gets discussed before the game or in training regarding corners, only defending them and then it’s only the defenders that get special instructions. Arry doesn’t talk tactics at all, he just names the starting eleven and tells everyone to work hard, enjoy themselves and give the fans what they want. He hasn’t once used the tacticsboard in the dressing room. In training they don’t do much

And…Carroll is a real possibility, the board feel they can talk to Chris and sell him a player in a swap deal.
Harry likes Carroll and feels he would fit perfectly into our Future system. The only problem is the temperament & move to London. We don’t have the most sensible of lads in our squad and a few of the staff are worried that if he came to us he would end up out with Defoe, Lennon, Hudd etc.

Also word from the training ground is that the Gym is far more fun than training at the moment, and the players on the pitch look envious as they pass the gym and see the other lads mucking about in the warm.

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  • K1ngs says:

    Isn’t it about time one of the players / staff come out and say we have a better squad than Arse and we’ll beat them easily at the weekend?

  • drwinston001 says:

    haha, love the goon nappy pic.

  • bobby says:

    So, basically it would dangerous for Carroll to start hanging around with any of our black/mixed race players cos they are the crazy ones. Never heard anything bad about Lennon, he’s made out to be this flashy git but actually seems pretty humble. Defoe likes his women but never heard about him getting drunk amd causing a scene. Huddlestone? Thought he was basically sound. I’d be more worried about Keane, woodgate, Crouch or hutton for starters. Don’t want to speculate too much about this ”source” but it seems a bit racist to me. They are good enough to play for us but can’t be trusted with the impressionable young Geordie kid.

  • DannyMackay says:

    Lennon thinks a lot of himself and the boys enjoy partying. But Defoe’s tea-total and as some one said, Lennon being a flash little sod don’t make him a bad influence.

    Also – would love to see Rednapp take Carrol under his wing and make him a top player.

  • hoopspur says:

    DL at work already I hope. PSB to the Geordies and a Christmas Carroll for us!! Keano always loved Newcastle you know….

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