David Bentley’s having a medical. Ang on, we’ve been here before…
Clearly the impending arrival of Sir David Of Beckham has triggered Levy & Co to give the green light for someone else to give the boy Bentley a go.
The Beckham signing will be a charm. No two ways about it. Unless he gets caught doing something despicable then Mickey Hazard’s replacement will be a runaway success. All the bleating about ‘the Beckham circus’ and supposed threat to the squad’s harmony will be proved to be the clucking of wet hens.
That Bentley off is a not a pity. He has failed to achieve all what was threatened. It remains a pity that he didn’t succeed but his ‘Friday morning injuries’ are no longer our concern.
Thanks H, I’ve just posted 3 times on the last blog.
Let’s hope Bentley didn’t pick up a Friday morning injury on the way to the medical.
I think its obvious now that the deal for beckham has been concluded!
Where can I get a shirt? Last time someone wore number 23 was solo campbellarse?
Cuddlychins wears 23.
74 is free, which is the number of hairstyles he’ll have during his 2 months with us.
when you say cuddlychins I presume you mean cudicini not huddlestone, which was my first guess when someone mentions multiple chinnage.
35 is free i think. that’s his age but he probably won’t want to draw attention to that though will he?
Apparently the following numbers are free:
16, 25, 27-29, 31, 33-36, 38+ (Is Bentley’s 5 shirt now free too?)
Scrap that: 27 and 39 are gone too (Woodgate -not registered, and Alnwick)
And 16, 25, and 28 are out on loan (Naughton, Rose and Walker) – so that answers my first question about Bentley. I really should read the full webpage before posting details – sorry!
So that leaves 29,31,33-36,38 and 40+……….apparently
Looks like my lottery numbers are sorted for this week. :dizzy2:
Hairstyles and/or tattoos.
And his IQ
How about an update of the Posh Spice-Ginola song? :-p
Posh Spice ain’t a slapper,
Well at least not for two months,
And when she’s shagging Beckham,
She calls Crouch a tall cunt.
Just a loan. We need to clear out some bodies for spending money.
Cheap way of putting ourselves back on the worlwide map..Don’t we all want that..? Draw some attention with it, and play football like we did vs Inter after that..:-)
And yep sep, you’re right..clear some bodies, get us a decent striker..:-)
Maybe a loaned striker from Espana.
Is he any good at getting his balls in a skip?