Date: 17th January 2011 at 7:58pm
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According to Roger Morgan on Spurs Odious.

The enquiries are from Sunderland and the striker is Crazypavinchenko.

This would tie in if you buy the domino theory of transfer rumours wot wiv Barron Arthur Dent’s desire to become Emile Heskey 2.0.

Is this cobblers? Who knows? But with 3MP seemingly unimpeachable from being Arry’s number one striker… I think Pav loves us and he’d be reluctant to stray.

Oh listen to me, I’m like a swooning schoolboy.