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Rumors emerging this morning indicate that desperate Inland Revenue officers determined to restore the public purse mounted an unauthorised and audacious swoop on the Tottingham manager in Madrid just 48 hours ago.

Two unmarked men approached Redknapp outside the Vicente Calderon stadium, fell to their knees and started tugging at his trouser leg to distract him while four others rifled cash and luxurious trinklets from his pockets.

‘I’m walking round the outside of the stadium, it’s a fantastic atmosphere, there’s all little stalls there selling sweets, got some sweets, me and Kevin, and it was so packed. The next thing there’s two guys on their knees in front of me and I felt someone pull my overcoat.’

‘I thought ‘What’s that?’, and didn’t take any notice. The next thing there’s two guys on their knees in front of me and they’ve got my trousers and they keep doing this (tugging) with them, pulling them.

‘I didn’t know whether to knee him in the gob or write him a cheque.’

‘I was shocked. You can imagine. I hadn’t experienced anything like this since me and Sandra had that long weekend in Longleat.’

‘I’m going: ‘Let go of my trousers’, pushing them away. While I’m doing that they’re rifling my pockets, there were about six of them. And then they went.’

‘I went to put my hand in my pockets and realised what they’d done.They took everything. All my money, credit cards, everything really. They didn’t get my passport or me trumpet, so the show will go on!’

When asked what he was doing in Madrid Arry replied,’ We was just on a shop up for sweets. There’s been no contact I …err ..we, well no one has spoken to anyone. But obviously he’s a big talent and he’s told me he wants to come.’

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  • McG says:

    1st :-P

  • jerkinmahjurgen says:

    This is what happens when you don’t take Joe Jordan when you go buy some sweets.

  • oxfordspur wannabe says:

    what has come of you harry hotspur? i used to look forward to your posts. what happend to all those ITKs?

  • toddspur says:

    clever H…especially for a Saturday morning after a skinfull

    As posted earlier;

    He wasnt there on holiday;

    Forlan (played 90mins)
    Benzema (didnt get off the bench)

    So of it was Benzema then he’d be double fucked off; no money and no player

    Must be Forlan; he surely would have asked Jose if Benzema would be playing…or he double crossed Arry!

    • Astromesmo says:

      Maybe he wanted to see how Benzedrene looked bench-warming, when he has him playing second fiddle to 3MP in a 4-5-1 ;-)

      Very funny take on the ‘doing over’… Nice.

    • onedavemackay says:

      Unless they were there to talk about Benzema. They didn’t need to go there to see the match.

  • jfdit says:

    Was going to post this on last blog as quite relevant

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/davidbond/2011/01/original_stadium_plan_not_an_o.html

    why everyone is getting their knickers in a twist over knocking that pile of shite down is beyond me, look at what they proposed as the athletics legacy – even then the athletics body can’t afford to look after it.

    Was our ‘arry in spain on a shopping trip then?

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      Look’s like something you’d eat a 70’s TV dinner out of.

      There was a bloke on the radiograph last night from Crystal Palace. What a tool.

      Is everyone on the make? Does everyone speak in this new corporate speak? It’s not a something or an event, or an idea – it’s a ‘process’.

      I said to Unc Norm (Giller) the other day that I may well be doing everyone surrounding this stadium debacle a terrible disservice.

      Maybe they just have their hands out to see if it’s raining.

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