The beautiful game has once again been shamed and disgraced at the hands of Arsenal Football Club.
News broke late last night on France 2’s website that Interplod where investigating suspicious betting patterns during Saturday’s Premier League game between Newcastle United and Arsenal.
This morning Harry Hotspur understands several Arsenal men have come forward and released statements in order to protest their innocence.
Mr Way Pawlor – ‘Betting scam? Look I ain’t got a pot. The ex-wife took the lot, alwight?.’
Mt Tony Adams – ‘I’d love to help but I’ve been on the Cider since last Tuesday.’
Mr Paul Merson – ‘I fink that sahnds brilliant,mate. This is nailed on, yeah?’
Mr Graham Rix – ‘I can’t do any more bird. Leave me alone, I’ve paid my debt.’
Mr Sol Campbell – ‘I was at home that night with some young Am Dram friends.’
Mr Graham Stack –‘I wasn’t me but if it was, it was 100% consensual.’
Mr Robin Van Persie ‘It wasn’t me either. But if it was, it consensual also.’
Mr Tomas Rosicky – ‘Please, I always play this badly.’
The case continues…
is this suppose to be funny? tw@t
Not as funny as the second half of that game.
why do you sign off yourself as ‘tw@t’ …. Oh I see now
is dev short for the devil? if so shouldnt you be a manc or were you one before you became an arse?
I thought it was funny and funnier still if it was true…
you lot make me laugh…is this all you can cling onto the shame of it mocking arsenal on UNPROVEN news reports…
god you club lacks any class
I don’t know. You spell a word right and show off by doing it in capitals…
You club lacks spelling.
are you the devil too , old nick
More creaking in the rigging at the good ship Effeminates. I reckon you’ll have some mouthy guests today Hazza.
Mornin’.
Brazil on the radio earlier was unusually good. Everytime someone mentioned Arsenal he interrupted and warned them to be careful – lot of very touchy gooners kicking around today.
Indeed heard that earlier on the way to work G
GENIUS!!!
Mind the gap.