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West Ham indoors then.

An event in the social calender marked only by the increased usage of disinfectant by The Lane’s dedicated domestic crew.

All jokes to one side, the Primark Massive have hit the form of their lives in the last few weeks and whilst they’re not out of it yet, the Hammers are giving every indication of a mob genuinely reluctant to be relegated.The resurgence is largely down to the availability of Hitzlsperger. Is he all things to all men? I think not, but a team as miserable as West Ham were bound to be radically shaken up by the addition of even one half good player.

The Ammers haven’t won at The Lane since 1999 and the bloke wot lead them to their glorious victory that day was one Harold Engelbert St Hubbins Redschnapps.

So what of our lot then? Well it’s that old striker chestnut again, isn’t it? Which infuriating ‘not quite’ combo will we opt for? Whichever it is, they need to be effective. West Ham sit 4th in the form table and aren’t coming by just to scruff up the toilets.

VdV to score between 21st-45th minutes @14/1.

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  • jerkinmahjurgen says:

    I think the spam will play 442 and I’d be tempted to match them, but can we leave a fit Vdv out? I think Harry will go 4411 with Crouch, Sandro, the rest pretty much pick themselves… which could help against their new-found decent central midfield. Still 5-0. :P

    • Spurstacus says:

      I’m feeling a 442 with Defoe and Pav up front today.
      Charlie Dawson Gallas Benny
      Modders Jenas Sandro Peanut
      Pav Defoe.
      Either that or something completely different.

  • Tim says:

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  • DAVSPURS says:

    We need an early goal a good Referee to stop the Toure affect high weight losing football. This Football appears when desperation is at a high level namely relegation or in City’s case top four highly paid flops. Harry needs to address this Tempo or our good season will be ruined by Toure tempo shown by Parker none stop Barca running with a overheated red face . All these teams when desperation is in evidence have stolen points from us Wigan West Brom Blackpool Everton Wolves West Ham. Remember this Man City where outstanding in defence the very place Toure played so did Paddy Kenny. We face this energy today and we need luck and a great performance to beat this formhigh energy is West Ham and and other teams sudden form

  • SpoletoSpur says:

    Gallas, Bale and VDV have all had injury scares of late. For that reason I’d leave them all on the bench as we need them fighting fit for Citeh, Chelski, ‘Pool, LeArse and some Spanish team we’ve been drawn against in the InterToto Cup.

    Corluka Dawson Bass BAE
    Lennon Sandro Modric Krank
    Pav Defoe

    S: Cudicini, Gallas, Hutton, Jenas, Bale\Pienaar, VDV, Crouch.

  • jerkinmahjurgen says:

    My Nan was 90 y/day and I’ll be off to Aveley soon for the family celebration. Quite a few Spurs but just as many Spammers… maybe 5-0 is a bit harsh..? 2-1 for a better evening and two-way talking points. But jeez we better not lose.

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