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Ah, the Interlull. What joy.

International football for most of us these days is about as alluring as a Hugh Laurie Blues album. On an upbeat note for Spurs fans …just like The World According To Garp, we have nothing to fear on the Gareth Bale front as he is ‘pre-disastered’. At least it’s not his back.

The whole John Terry thing has be dredged up again of course. ‘I’m not everyone’s cup of tea,’ he told us. I’d say that’s fair comment. Unless you’re a clinical psychologist of course. Not so much a one dimensional social misfit, but a walking case study. There was a time when I saw JT as simply a deeply unpalatable figure of fun. But since he lost the England captaincy we have been exposed quite literally to a beast even more damaged and sinister than we first thought. In at least one post match Chelsea interview Terry appeared stripped to the waist bar the Captain’s armband slipped back onto the arm of his bare torso.

Son of convicted drug dealer, husband to a cautioned shoplifter. Urinater into pint pots …I am Maximus Unpleasantness and I will ‘ave me armband back!

I defy anyone to question that JT hasn’t seriously questioned getting a tattoo of the armband.

Next up is Fabio, I guess. The cool air of an Italian maestro dissolved minute by South African minute. What was left was a Spitting Image 2.0 puppet with spectacles fitted by the same people that do Heston Blumenthal.

Will Defoe score? Who knows or cares. Let’s hope that 3MP doesn’t get injured or kidnapped by wolves or whatever dark fates await those who go to Wales casually these days.

Andy Carroll Anytime Goalscorer in a protracted 0-1 is 16/1.

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  • Fatfish says:

    If you haven’t seen this, see it.

    You chance to voice your opinions on Spurs Future.

    http://www.spursfuture.org/

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      I’m going to mail Matin and see what can be done. I like this. I’m allergic to the thicko lynch mobbism of the Anti Everything Brigade.

      • Fatfish says:

        Martin’s work is always a good read.

        I’m like to listen to every side of the argument. That is the only way that you can make an informed decision.

      • Fatfish says:

        And as a purveyor of contemporary art, Matin’s work is always a good view. :whistle:

  • Fatfish says:

    Massive money going on Steve Kean to be next manager to lose his job. Now 4/9. Too late to get on?

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      I’d hold tight, mate.

      My guy who knows a little, tells me that Blackburn remortgaged their training ground very recently and Kean & Charlie Nicholas ( I sh*t thee not) have some class of stake in matters.

      This of course doesn’t preclude all hell having broken loose at Ewood Park.

  • rickyvillasluckyundercrackers says:

    My advice would be to go for a more attractively priced double. Steve Kean to be sacked AND to be replaced by Dev from Corrie.

    You never know…

  • osvaldo villa says:

    Terry = Disgrace, How can England justify this,
    fucking disgrace what do you recon Harry ?

  • Spurstacus says:

    Nice to see Ossie and Ricky back together again.

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      A pal of mine knows both and shared a good tale. Ricky always stays at Ossie’s when he’s in the UK. When Ricky was asked, ‘Is England a home from home for you?’ Ossie answered before he had a chance, ‘This house is!’ Ricky replied, ‘Shall we order more tea?’

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