The Officially Licensed Pre-Match Prattle

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Good Greebling,

West Brom indoors then and I promise to do my best to not be the stuck record I have become in such instances. You know what I’m talking about. We go to work in the most proper fashion against a good team (and Arsenal) and then we act like confused goats against a so called lesser sides.

If we play against this lot like we did against Le Arse, we’ll smack this mob 4-0 or more. West Brom aren’t awful, far from it. They sit 3rd in the Barclay’s Premiership Form Guide.

Might I be candid? I’m getting somewhat bored ‘hoping’ that we get our act together when playing this type of opposition. Our strikers need to wake up and detach themselves from this ‘one of them games’ mentality.

Let me hopefully hit home with this one…

Arsenal are a bunch of whining gits, apologists and blah blah blah’s because the management allows it. Let’s distinguish ourselves and win purely because we’re fundamentally better. No ‘bad luck’ no ‘tough to break down’, no ‘they’ve been on a good run’.

Just whack ’em and BIOYWBAC!

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  • emspurs says:

    Don’t do our bit tomorrow and it’s curtains on this champions league business. You heard it here first.

  • 89Spurs says:

    No more excuses! Lets get the job done properly. Repeat the way we played against the arse, and we will knock’em dead.

  • A_felching says:

    win, no excuses :whistle:

  • Mr_Spiggott says:

    I’m there (Park Lane) so there shall be spiggot-related player ratings forthwith. Well once I’ve returned to my throne.


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    “hello…I’ve been trying to find the net for a couple of months now, but whatever I do I just can’t find it”

    “oh dear Sir we’re really sorry, let me check your system – your name please ?”

    “Torres…..Fernando Torres”


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