Cristian Ceballos – Don’t Get Excited…

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The name Ceballos has been whizzing around the Internet and from what Guillem Balague has to say, I’d go easy on the cries of, ‘He is The Messiah – I should know, I’ve followed a few!’

Physically resembling a sparrow, wheezy, weak, hunchbacked and fighting an ongoing battle with rickets the young product of the Barca Acadamy has also trained with Chelsea and they would only offer him a Reserves Contract.

I exaggerate his physical disadvantages of course, but one of the reasons he will be let go is that he is slight of build. Even by Barcelona’s standards. Mind you, he is apparently hugely talented with a football.¬† Just¬† perhaps not very successful when partcipating in anything that requires ‘jostling’.

He’s on free and cheap to feed. If we are wasting our time on a sober version of Dos Santos but with an eating disorder I guess it is better to do so now rather than the last day of the window.

Is it just me or does scouting look easy? Klose is on a free this summer – for example and we’re looking at someone who if they don’t develop a booze habit might come good in three or four years time – who Cheatski didn’t want.


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  • Harry Hotspur says:

    Please do not forget to vote in the ‘Name The Next Manager’ poll in the side bar.

    Ken Clarke went into an early lead but appears not to have the legs. Jodie Marsh is now pushed up front with Ronnie Corbet & Vanilla Ice squeezed in tightly behind.

    Rose West and Roy Chubby Brown have the look of stalking horses but would need to double current their votes to get amongst it.

    The Irish vote has collapsed entirely.

    • The V says:

      Bring him in, stick him in the euro and carling squad with our loanee lads. He’ll be first teaming it by chrimbo.

  • Brycie says:

    Gary Glitter out of the question then?

  • Cicero says:

    Harry you slag.

  • notsohotspurs says:

    Vanilla Ice gets my vote.

    He performed Crouchies fav song

    Vice, Vice, Abby

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