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The PG Tips chimpanzees, once cultural icons, then tragic victims to some crazed form of political correctness have found themselves reinvented for the 21st century. The Daily Mail can only be applauded for taking on Geoff, Kevin, Shirley and Mr. Shifter as writers for their Sports Desk.

Tottingham are apparently bracing themselves for a £20M bid from Manchester Yanited for Modders. Reminds me of that old David Lee Roth line where he asks a hooker, ‘How much?’ She says, ‘$60’. He replies, ‘Honey, for $60, you don’t even get to look at it…’

To occupy the grey matter of those not clutching rosary beads at the thought of the little man having his head turned by this monkey manufactured megabid, here’s 3 Without A Face for you to solve. Prize for the first reader to correctly guess all 3 is a Big Ben. This London landmark comes complete with Title Deeds, an Underground map and a big winding key.

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