You can’t keep a good man down.
That’s what she said.
It has emerged from sources in Italy that the old boy is very possibly set for a return to the Premiership. Unfortunately, or fortunately dependent upon how you care to call it, it is unlikely to be to Tottingham. It’s Steve Bruce’s Sunderland who are the suggested destination.
He was the frustrating player of all times. He had speed – but was fitted with a device that made him fall over the closer he got to the opposition’s penalty area. He had a hell of a shot in him – but his shooting was nothing shy of bizarre. No matter how much time he had his shots were uniform. They all went into outer space.
Didier will be included in football’s Soccerthaurus™ …
Zokora n. (Zock-horror) Ivorian device for removing pigeons from stadium rooves.