Date: 14th June 2011 at 9:59pm
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Word just in from one of the most revered windscreen washers on the North Circular…

We have been back in for Adebayor. The suggestion is that both Manchester City and the player are prepared to talk. Which is huge improvement on previous endeavors. Which were about as successful as Amstrad’s vertical record player. Don’t laugh I owned one.

The hurdles? Oooh nothing much. Adebayor would need to take a wage cut, Mancini would seriously need to nail a replacement for Tevez and we’d need to seriously deal with the racist bigots in our number are so funny they could get work as extras in a film about Chelsea Football Club.