Date: 4th June 2011 at 9:42pm
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Bonsoir. Wot is foreign for good evening, that is.

Mmmmn. If this is true I am in the words of Norman Stanley Fletcher, most dis-chuffed.  This importation of  £3M quids worth of muck  is supposedly a genuine threat now. .

Roger Morgan on Odious says that one of the world’s worst footballers is due for a medical. With us. There is a Harold Shipman gag in there somewhere but I’m too distressed to even attempt it.