Bonsoir. Wot is foreign for good evening, that is.
Mmmmn. If this is true I am in the words of Norman Stanley Fletcher, most dis-chuffed. This importation of £3M quids worth of muck is supposedly a genuine threat now. Meh.
Roger Morgan on Spurs Odious says that one of the world’s worst footballers is due for a medical. With us. There is a Harold Shipman gag in there somewhere but I’m too distressed to even attempt it.