Oh my days and good evening my dears. Is she or isn’t she?
Tonight the specter of Mark Hughes looms above White Hart Lane. This isn’t ITK as such but pin back yer eyelids and I’ll tell you what’s on offer.
Naturally I viewed this as suspect. Not because of the source – he’s 100% kosher – but because it fits in with that whole red top back page made it up bit. You know what I mean.
But then the Villa have come out and said, ‘No thanks’ to Sparky Marky Hughesy. Sparky Marky Hughesy has ‘brushed off a move to the Villa himself.
Why would he quit Fulham? Did Chairman Mo show him something inappropriate in the boardroom bogs?