Date: 21st June 2011 at 10:00pm
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Guten Abend. That is your actual German.

The name in tonight’s frame is none other than Mirko Vucinic. You may know Mirko from such headlines as ‘Want Away Striker Would Relish Interest’, ‘Roma Hitman On The Way To Juve’, and who could forget the candid, ‘Look FFS We’d Even Take A Bid From Fecking Blackburn At This Stage.’

Now this is from a new source and my cynicism about the player and his very busy agent doesn’t reflect I’m viewing the information with disdain; rather my dismay is if it pans out we are close to signing the player. £12M in used notes.

Here’s a quote from his agent, Alessandro Lucci…

“It’s not news that two English clubs are interested in Vucinic, but it must firstly be understood whether the relationship with Roma is definitely over only in that case will the alternatives be taken into consideration.”

Snake Oil gained three points this morning but the forecast is for a surplus heading into early July.