Or the future, for the uninitiated in Phoenix Nights speak amongst you.
Good morning. The South Wales Argus brings us into a new day with new quotes from the Tottingham Supremo, Mr Arry Redschnapps.
“He did have a spell, which is unusual for a Welsh boy because they are normally tough as old boots, he had to toughen up,” he said.
“He used to get a knock and get pampered a bit by the physios and I said to them he’ll get up, he’ll be all right, leave him.
“They all used to run over to him and I wanted that to stop. It helped him.”
“We want to keep Gareth, he’s the future of the club, he’s been fantastic and he’s not only a top player he’s a great lad as well, so we need to keep him,” he stated.
“We need to keep Modric, the better players, Sandro – the Brazilian boy – has been fantastic as well. We need to build the team around him, they are young players as well. Now we need to add a couple to them.”
And in real news, Bernard Cribbins got an OBE in the HM Queen’s birthday honours. Top chap.
There’s a cracking competition I’m having a punt on today. Courtesy of @whitehartXchang on Twitter. All you do is predict the FIRST 3 Spurs games and the LAST game of the new season!
State the TEAM and state (H) Home or (A) Away in your Tweeted entry. The winner of 1st Prize gets the 61 Spurs Double Book 2nd Prize winner gets ‘The Boys From White Hart Lane’ book. Have a go!
Both publications lovingly discounted and featured HERE.