Or the future, for the uninitiated in Phoenix Nights speak amongst you.
Good morning. The South Wales Argus brings us into a new day with new quotes from the Tottingham Supremo, Mr Arry Redschnapps.
“He did have a spell, which is unusual for a Welsh boy because they are normally tough as old boots, he had to toughen up,” he said.
“He used to get a knock and get pampered a bit by the physios and I said to them he’ll get up, he’ll be all right, leave him.
“They all used to run over to him and I wanted that to stop. It helped him.”
“We want to keep Gareth, he’s the future of the club, he’s been fantastic and he’s not only a top player he’s a great lad as well, so we need to keep him,” he stated.
“We need to keep Modric, the better players, Sandro – the Brazilian boy – has been fantastic as well. We need to build the team around him, they are young players as well. Now we need to add a couple to them.”
And in real news, Bernard Cribbins got an OBE in the HM Queen’s birthday honours. Top chap.
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