Good afternoon fight fans.
After this morning’s fiasco courtesy of The Sun’s brain surgeons PAUL JIGGINS and MARK IRWIN it must be a great idea for any Spurs fans with a spare 20 seconds or so to share their contempt with the people that employ these two plinths.
Mr Jiggins was on talkSPORT this morning talking to Chubby Cundy and Andy Goldstein. That was an aural experience. Still at home after 10am when he took the call as that is where he is to be found when he’s not and I quote….’‘Grabbing great scoops!’
Mmmn. On the strength of today Mr Jiggins, your idea of a great scoop is something still steaming, fresh from Fido’s bottom.
What sucks is not just that your information was 100% wrong but the impact was so significant that you shouldn’t be employed as a someone writing this type of stuff as you clearly have no awareness. No understanding.
Like your greasy now unemployed/about to jailed/about to jailed again colleagues at The News Of The Screws you saw sales as being far more important than the truth.
We all get it wrong. I have occasionally run a story that we are signing a player *Benzema*COUGH*Benzema*COUGH COUGH* who doesn’t sign, but unlike your Dawson tale the only casualty of a player not signing is …my own credibility.
In this instance the casualties of your tripe were Michael Dawson’s integrity and the integrity of the THFC Board. Your article today was a big claim. You cannot make big claims without truly believing that your information is golden. From the horse’s mouth.
Not it’s bottom.
In your chat with Chubby Cundy you clearly thought you were the business. “Daniel Levy could find himself in a hell of a lot of trouble.” You said.
“Reap the whirlwind, you ginger clown.” I say.
Step 1. C&P the text below:
FAO: Dominic Mohan, Editor The Sun.
Paul Jiggins is a brain dead slug, please fire him.
Yours sincerely,
Another customer lost to you and your advertisers.
Step 2:
You need to send it to to custserv@the-sun.co.uk
BIOYC!
good to see most yids tucked up for the night before 12pm,early rise for the redtops and their fables and jiggins japes to hit your door mats first thing in the morning.
Don’tcha just love ‘ITKs’:
13/07/11
Ben, re. Ivory Coast Kid
Quote: Ivory Coast kid is very close to signing
…apparently Coulibaly
08/07/11
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Tottenham-Hotspur-keen-to-sign-the-new-Didier-Drogba-Souleymane-Coulibaly-ahead-of-Real-Madrid-article762671.html
…and from The Mirror: “Levy has masterminded Tottenham’s transfers so far this summer, landing keeper Brad Friedel for nothing and bringing in Mexican hot shot Antonio Pedroza Whitham.”
Whitham? I cant remember us signing actually signing him? Great research from the Mirror boys, forgot to put Ceballos in there did they? They dont even get points for creative bulls&*t.
I think yesterdays ‘scoop’ exposed for all to see, that the media is just full of the old Sky top four fans (plus the mega rich city now) who are all on the gravy train and pay roll, spouting whatever they can to make sure the status quo is kept.
The ‘transfer request’ is irrelevant, it doesnt force us to sell, we’ve said it would be turned down anyway, we’ve said he’s staying, and he’s away in Africa for 10days now so no ‘moving’ would be able to happen anyway.
Why he’d hand it in now when he knew he would be off the South Africa raises questions, why not at the weekend?
More ‘sensational’ stories written up by Gooners, Manures and Chelscum. Its laughable. Theyre hacks who couldnt get a job in real journalism or writing, just a bunch of overgrown school kids who spout bull, are full of their own self importance with delusions of grandeur, who slime their way to make a living.
IF correct, presmably, contractually speaking, Luka has (by submitting a formal transfer request) handed Spurs his cut of any transfer fee – usually c.10%.
In practical terms it was almost certainly made by his agent, Nikky Vuksan, who on 7-Jul was reported as saying: “I don’t think he’ll hand in a transfer request…” Forgetting to add: “Because I’m going to do it for him.”
Loving your work.
*salute*
You’re too kind.
Luka Modri* hands in transfer request.
Permission to say Cu*t sir!!!
Fucking little rat faced borat manwhore!!! I hope Sandro goes through him next season and puts him out for the season.
He is changing his name by deed poll to Rich Mod Lucre. Just want the whole saga to end one way or the other. Just cannot stand to see our club in all the papers every day surrounded by negativity. How have Chelsea gotten away with blatant tapping up yet again? Really want DL to continue to make a stand but on the other hand it is obvious that dragging things out just has such a corrosive effect on the whole club. Just hope DL gets the absolute maximum fee if he does go, no less than £40 million . Also pray that nobody else then wants out. Whatever DL does I am sure he will do his best for the club.
In other matters Villa now have cash in from Young and Downing sales which surley means they can be tempted to buy at least one of our `unrequired` . The most likely candidate I would imagine is Hutton and then possibly, well er JJ. We desperately need some movement out so that we can get a striker or two in. Have been thinking that if or as and when Rich Mod Lucre goes bringing in Lassana Diarra would be very handy along with say Marin. Plus if we could just shift some of the dead wood we could also bring in at least 1 striker, say Llorente . We cannot get people like Aguerro, Rossi, Falcao, Hulk as we just will not pay the wages and we cannot offer CL either so we have to just face facts. Whatever happens this is proving to be a very long summer.
No-one is going to spend much money on the likes of Hutton, Jenas, Keane etc.
Keane should have been left up with the dippers, Jenas should have been sold about 3 seasons ago when some mug would have fallen for all the hype, and Hutton will end up at mid table club or back up in Scotland for a few million. Then you’ve got the hapless trio up top who are all mid table, we’ve got two crocks at CB, a winger who still can’t cross after 6/7 seasons, a goalie who can’t catch and someone’s grandad as his replacement. Our best midfielder will be sold and Sandro looks like missing the beginning the start of the season with gout. We’ve got a manager, when not talking complete shit is focusing on an upcoming court case, the England job or how great other teams are, and our chairman is trying to play three poker games at once, whilst the transfer window gradually comes down.
Apart from that we’re ready to ‘rock ‘n’ roll’.