Good day, gentlefolk.
Another opportunity for you to leave your sartorial misdemeanors behind you and become a born again sharp dressed man. Or indeed woman.
All you have to do is Tweet ‘fakinel’ to me @theboyhotspur and you’re in the hat. If you don’t use Twitter, then simply use the comment box. I’m an equal opportunities comp runner.
The winner will be named and shamed before midnight tonight.
Oh yes. According to the Ooh Aah Daily Star the Chavs have offered £30M for one of the Croatian gentlemen on our books.
No like Feather Boas.