I’m not talking about a faulty fridge here. Or the front of an oncoming train. I was taking my annual shower this morning. The acoustics c/o the Italian marble are tip top by the way. And The Waterboys My Dark Side was channeled. Well I told you it was a year since my last foray.
‘I’ve been hurt, but I’m alright because underneath, there is a light.’
Whatever transpires in the next days or perhaps even hours – if we are lucky to get a quick kill – it’s important to retain a sense of perspective. It hurts like hell when you make an emotional attachment to something and it blows up in your face. I say you’re a liar if you say otherwise. You’re not impervious to the pain. Nobody is. We’re only ever working on that.
The sense of impending doom looming over this whole Modric business has left me feeling decidedly and understandably disenchanted with all things football shaped. Like Basil Fawlty on his last legs. ‘What is the point, Polly? I mean, what is the point?’
Players come and go. It’s worse now than it ever was. But it’s always been that way.
That said, there is a light. It’s a tad dim right now. But it’s a pilot light that does not go out. It’s a frequently flickering flame but one that you don’t need the freephone number Timothy Spall’s artificially dusky tones emit from every telly and radio. British Gaaaaaaaas.
Here are a couple of videos to help you get your appetite back courtesy of … twistedbutlogical. Take one daily and see how you feel after a day or two.
And another thing…
‘Arry has been bollocked by Levy…
Hence the toned down latest Sky interview.
Much better reading than yesterday’s piece.
BREAKING NEWS
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Former News of the Screws journalists are alleged to have hacked Ledley’s medical records and can reveal that his surgery was in fact not on his knee but on his back. Club doctors are hoping to transplant some of his backbone into a Croatian rat.
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Brilliant. Still love yesterdays quote as well from the conversation with his agent after meeting DL…
Go home, change underpants, eat cheese and play on wheel.
I was chortling about that one all last night.
astro, god love you, but I’m beginning to worry about your lack of hobbies.
Top chap that edspur. Top chap.
Triffic… http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2013984/Tottenhams-Sandro-set-miss-start-new-season.html?
pre season just gets better and better, fuck sake
Look on the bright side — at least it reduces the possibility of him being transferred.
That would be funnier if it weren’t so true.
Someone clatter Bale in the first friendly….please
CHEER UP, WE STILL HAVE j****
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COYS !
And boys!!!
Where are all the scantily glad Yidettes, Harry we need a poll, wenches with kit.
Harry Hotspur, thanks so much for this post. I too am feeling rather glum about the whole lack of activity in the transfer market and the Modric saga, and watching all these Spurs goals has cheered me up no end! Well at least for an hour or so!!
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